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The Cream Pies
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My Sweater
Yeah
Cream Pies
I got ribbons on my sweater
Lights on my sweater
Reindeer on my sweater
Candy canes on my sweater
I got penguins on my sweater
Tinsel on my sweater
Snowmen on my sweater
Santa's sleigh on my sweater
Got a goose on my sweater
Eat that shit for dinner
Mother Mary on my sweater
Forgive me, I'm a sinner
Burning up in this weather
Middle of the winter
Triple-threaded wool sweater
Man I wish that shit was thinner
Had dalmatians on her sweater
So I call that bitch Cruella
Christmas carol on her sweater
Got her singing a cappella
Said she wanted me to slay her
Sarah Michelle Gellar
And she wanna bring her friend
So you know a playa let her
The sweater game is hard, but I make it look easy
So many in my closet, I'm the rich Ron Weasley
I rock a turtleneck, but I keep my wool above
Ah, December rolls around, expect me smelling like some mothballs
Keep it flowing like I'm Drizzy Drake, Am I Great?
No, but I keep it looking classy like I'm Mr. Rogers
My Sweater, uglier than Earl Sweatshirt
I asked, 'Should I Change?'
She said I never looked better
I got ribbons on my sweater
Lights on my sweater
Reindeer on my sweater
Candy canes on my sweater
I got penguins on my sweater
Tinsel on my sweater
Snowmen on my sweater
Santa's sleigh on my sweater
If y'all rocking the ugliest sweater in the building right now
Put your hands up in the air like y'all just do not care
And stomp your feet like you got the beat
And repeat after me
UGLY SWEATER!
You may have an ugly sweater, I know mine is better
Straight from Goodwill and keeps me warm in any weather
Some may call it garbage, no I call this shit a gift
Stealing ugly sweater crowns while rocking out to Taylor Swift
I got so much dough, don't make it rain, I make it snow
So much Christmas spirit, candy canes on me they seem to grow
Bright lights on my tree, make these girls go hyphy
All the dudes be hating cuz they wanna look just like me
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But he can't have my sweater, she asks I might let her
Looks at me like that again and I might have to beg her
But he better give my sweater back, I might have a heart attack
May be nothing underneath but there ain't nothing wrong with that
Ugly sweaters rocking so you know that Christmas night's near
Pop another bottle, getting buzzed like Mr. Lightyear
I hear you're leaving, either gonna take the bus back
Or stay the night and get to know the man behind the mustache
I got ribbons on my sweater
Lights on my sweater
Reindeer on my sweater
Candy canes on my sweater
I got penguins on my sweater
Tinsel on my sweater
Snowmen on my sweater
Santa's sleigh on my sweater
C-O-J-A-X
Walk into the party, ugly sweater on my chest
It be green, it be red, with a little bit of white
It be clean, it might shed or my sweater be too tight
Girlies walking up to me and say my sweater's beautiful
I look 'em right back in the eye and say, 'You are delusional,
But you might be doable, my sweater is removable
I'll show you how to get down after this musical'
Sweaters are my specialty, you know I got a better game
Cosby looking in the mirror, said his ugly sweater's lame
Reindeer, Santa Claus, Frosty the Snowman, Candy Canes
You know I'm sporting sweaters like a grown man
I've been rocking sweaters ever since I was a teenager
Girls be thinking that I'm fly, they put me as their screen saver
Oh My God, we gotta go, it's time for the awards show
We be voted Best Dressed, only sweaters in our wardrobe
Now, Ladies and Gentlemen
It is that time of the night
The bar is closing and the drinks stop flowing
But we're all wearing our sweaters and we're still looking fly
Please look to your left, and look to your right
And find the finest broad you can find in the club
And you better take her home
And you better wake up tomorrow morning hoping that sweater worked for you
And if it did, you look up to the sky and say,
'My sweater worked, MY SWEATER WORKED!'
I got ribbons on my sweater
Lights on my sweater
Reindeer on my sweater
Candy canes on my sweater
I got penguins on my sweater
Tinsel on my sweater
Snowmen on my sweater
Santa's sleigh on my sweater
credits
from It's a Cream Pies Christmas, released 11 December 2013
Beat by Corbett
Recorded by Stevie Brock
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tags: comedy h
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