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The Chinese Have No Cheese
I walk into a Chinese restaurant and can't get cheese
They ask me to order something else please
But this is America
I demand my cheese
In a Chinese restaurant I do as I please
The Chinese eat no cheese
They think we smell like shit
Everybody must have cheese
Still the Chinese don't believe
So I took my problem and I went overseas
To the land of the giant jingo-Japanese
But I couldn't get enough ice in my Coke
My world fell apart!
The Chinese eat no cheese
They think we smell like shit
Why the hell won't they eat our cheese
I challenge 10, 000 centuries!
So I took my problem and I went to Mars
I stumbled round all the crummy downtown bars
But I couldn't get enough dicks in my butt
My ass fell apart!
The Chinese eat no cheese
They think we smell like shit
Why the hell won't they eat our cheese
We challenge 10, 000 centuries!
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Well I walk into a Chinese restaurant
And I ordered a lamb
Prepared in a way that is dear
To the folk of Iran
I begged and pleaded
My entreaty went unheeded
My mission it took place in a pan
The cheese of the Jesus
It deforms the fetus
The turd of a Western man...
The Chinese eat no cheese
They think we smell like shit
Everybody must have cheese
Still the Chinese don't believe!
The Chinese eat no cheese
The Chinese eat no cheese
The Chinese eat no cheese
The Chinese eat no cheese
They're inscrutable
They're unstoppable
Nice complexions
No pimples pop-able
What about Crab Rangoon?
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