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Phat Ass Drop 2 (How To Follow Trends And Keep Your Sound Cool) (Club Mix)
How to produce a club track today.
Lesson number two：
How to follow trends and keep your sound cool.
Step number one：
Open your web browser,
Let's say (for example) 'deep house'.
Now search for some deep house free libraries,
And load some samples.
Yeah, great choice,
Now try some more samples from the same construction ca-
Perfect.
Now, this is a good track, but if you check some cool blogs,
Everybody says deep house is dead.
The new cool sound is 'future house',
So just repeat the previous steps but with different samples.
Exactly.
More groovy.
They say that there's a new cool sound,
It's soft and boring,
And they call it 'tropical house'.
Ok, cool,
But this just bores me to death.
So let's load some new Sylenth or Nexus presets before we fall asleep.
Too soft,
Top hard,
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Too noisy,
Yes that's perfect.
It's the most downloaded preset, it's called Melbourne Bounce.
Let's go with this,
But first, let me take a selfie.
Sounds good.
Hey, bro, that's good but that's not perfect yet.
Now let's check some top DJs tracklists to find some inspiration.
Look, Tiësto plays Big Room,
Hardwell plays Big Room,
Guetta plays Big Room,
Calvin Harris, Afrojack and Axwell play Big Room,
Obama plays Big Room,
Chuck Norris plays Big Room,
So forget the previous track and go 'Big Room'.
Try this mess.
Don't forget to scream some brands and mottos like 'Let the bass kick'.
Finally a perfect track,
But all the labels are same.
Big Room is too popular now.
Can you also produce 'trap'?
So just keep the same steps, and change the beat.
Great. Now you're ready to be a top DJ.
But, less minute update, DJs are not cool anymore.
Now, the trend is playing in a band,
so just buy a guitar, and try again.
(Oh, crap!)
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