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Chris Webby
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Dinner and a Movie (Bonus Track)
Ye yea
It all started when i med her couldn't help but to sweat her
she was bad - so i hit her with that hey i'm Chris Webster
Spit a little game had a drink when i left her
She handed me a number and suggested that i texted her
weeks went by and i'm scrolling through my whole index
saw the name Susie so i send her and emoji text - kissy face
then i got an 'oh hey you' what up yo
'nothing boo let's get drunk come trough
Get her adress and i GPS'ed it
Thinking we gon' have some drink and dinner over Netflix
smoke a joint - then later have some sex with
her, not knowing that she's crazy and obsessive
got there, she had four cats now i got alarms going
off in my brain but she was hot so i ignored 'em
(?) now my eyes open
to the fact this bitch is psycho now the shit is really showing
i had one drik and my eyes got lower
speek started sluring and my mind got slower
then i realized i got rufied and i'm fucking fell over
well come here silly pants, come sit with me on the sofa
FUCK - this is not good Chris - hold it together dude
now you're mine Christian we'll be together forever boo
This is bad, this is bad, i can't even stand yo
then my vision cuts to black, like the end of the sopranos
I met a girl once, her name was Susie
little did i know that she already knew me
i got a number and i hollered in a few weeks
unaware she was some bad bitch groupie
went to her house, tryna get some gucci
had a drink and i started feeling woozy
then i realized, i got rufied
and i just thought we'd get some dinner and a movie
woke up the next day, hand cuffed to a head board
butt as naked, hickies everywhere neck sore
dick sore, leg sore, this is what i get for
trustin' bitches, when i come free, oh you gone get yours
vision blurry and my memorie's shitty
in a dark ass basement, where the fuck is she
probably upstairs, with her cats, watching sex and the city
i need to break free, come on now, Webby be widdy
see my pants on the ground and i grab 'em with my foot
kick 'em up to where my hands are at lets get ourselves a look
what do you know, i got an (?) up in my left pocket
so i popped it, (da dada dadauh) dont need a locksmith
rip thos cuffs off like Kong in captivity
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put my socks on and hear 'No, you can't freaking leave
'you're all mine' crazy ass bitch are you kidding me
then she pulled a steak knife out and tryied sticking me
and ran around and then i sprinted up the fucking stairs
still wearing only my socks, not even my underwear
she's chasing me, and i can't remeber where the door is
made it to the kitchen, trowing silverware a fork hit
my bare dick - then i took a spoon to my left nut
'you wanna play bitch, ok, well guess what'
but i had nothing to follow that statement
so i started chrging at her full speed butt naked
I met a girl once, her name was Susie
little did i know that she already knew me
i got a number and i hollered in a few weeks
unaware she was some bad bitch groupie
went to her house, tryna get some gucci
had a drink, and i started feeling woozy
then i realized, i got rufied
and i just thought we'd get some dinner and a movie
i was halfway to her then her cats start attacking me
swebbing at my penis jumping on my back scratching me
grab 'em by the tail, and i swung 'em like some nunchukes
Ron Jeremy style, beat thos pussies the fuck up
'dont hurt my fucking cats, i'll kill you i really will yo'
then i tackled her ass through a glass window
we fell down, she looked around, and grabbed a sharp glass shard
and stabbed me in the ribs, then she stabbed me in the abs hard
then she stroked away, i started bleeding out
and i've seen her run towards the fucking neighbourgs house
grabbed a stick up off the lawn and trew it hard, and 'wush' she stumbled
tripped, and fell face down in the neigbours garden
cought up to this bitch, step up in some mud and slipped
laying in the grass 'someone call 9-1-1 quick'
freaking seeing Susie knocked out on a damn tomato plant
Neighbours calling cops and reporting a crazy naked man
drag myself bleedin' right up to the driveway
got quick in the car and hitted top speed on the highway
made it to the hospital, bloody, nude, and excaughsted
almost didn't make it the doctor just couldn't call it
but i did - and i never heard from Susie again
now i'll never touch another fucking groupie again
never be that fucking thirsty for the gucci again
and meet a chick for dinner and a fucking movie again
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