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I Set My Friends on Fire
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Sex Ed Rocks
There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare
I know you're feeling weird,
but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina,
that would be crappy
'cause periods suck, (and commas rule!)
This is sex-education, not grammar, fool!
When she gives you affection,
(oh, whoa)
you better wear protection,
that skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex-Ed (In Sex-Ed), remember what you read,
(remember what you read),
Just forget what the others have said, get it through your head,
use your head before you go to bed.
It only takes one sperm cell, to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry,
They have the ability to pee in your eye!
Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry,
They have the ability to pee in your eye!
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!)
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And did we mention, the risk of getting STD's!
Not just gross hookers have it,
even Dennis Rodman could get a bit,
you don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball,
wait a second, this is not about sports!
Quick fact! You can't get girls while you're wearing these shorts.
When she gives you affection,
(oh, whoa)
you better wear protection,
that skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex-Ed (In Sex-Ed), remember what you read,
(remember what you read),
Just forget what the others have said, get it through your head,
use your head before you go to bed.
I still don't get it!
Your body is growing, you will get hairy,
your puny voice will start to change,
and your no-no place will feel a bit strange,
your pits will stink, you'll get zits on your face.
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away,
so listen to this song everyday!
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