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Jeff Foxworthy
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12 redneck days of christmass
wooh, somebody have done been to the walmart
man this is the stuff i got for christmass
well you've cleaned up, what you'd get?
5 flannle shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shotgun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a mustang GT
Mo'fo you got gypted, there's 12 days to christmass
i know that, i got it covered, look over in the corner
that's your too
yeah
12 pack of bud, 11 rastlin' tickets,10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redmen, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannle shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shotgun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a mustang GT
man, these ain't normal christmass presents
no, they're redneck gifts
Redneck gifts?
yeah you know like if you by your wife earings that double as fishing lures, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells, perhaps if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, or if you have ever misspelled something in christmass lights, or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for santa claus.
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what's wrong with that?
i didn't say anythng is wrong with that it's hard to beat
12 pack of bud, 11 rastlin' tickets,10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of red man, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannle shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shotgun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a mustang GT
well you know you can't really consider it a christmass unless you go down to the penatatary and visit your mama
your not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear that's where the 9 year probation comes in, i'm going to do it for you again, now listen
12 pack of bud, 11 rastlin' tickets,10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of red man, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannle shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shotgun shells, 2 huntin' dogs and some parts to a mustang GT
are you crying
no, just my allergies
happy holidays everbody.
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