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K-Rino
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The Galactic Quest for the Mystic Ten Volumes
[Intro：K-Rino]
La da la la la
Man what the...
Noooooo, noooo
Please tell me this ain't happening
I can't believe this
No no no
I gotta be dreaming
It can't be real
OK, OK, get a hold of yourself
[K-Rino]
I rose up in the afternoon, 2PM approximately
Stumbled to the dresser where my t-shirt and my socks be
Put my clothes on, something in my head stopped me
My senses were tingling so I started running top speed
Ran into my writing room, 'Woah, there's been a robbery'
No money was missing, but my lyrics I could not see
Ten rap books gone, just an empty box, G
With a photograph of 'em and a note saying, 'We got these'
Flew into a panic, can't believe what this is saying, man
Called the Rapper K and Sniper, 'Haha, quit playing man
Bring my Black Books back, that was smooth'
Both of 'em got real serious, said 'We ain't got 'em dude'
Flew into a rage then I tore the whole apartment up
I was livid by the time the police started walking up
Asking dumb stuff, now I'm getting mad at 'em
Stupid questions like, 'Where's the last place that you had 'em?'
So I kicked them out, no more playing around, too much time has gone
Went into detective mode, let me find them on my own
Every composition that I wrote in life gone, man
Hell would break loose if they end up in the wrong hands
Life as we know it, every aspect is in whole doom
A switch in my apartment turned it into a control room
Looking for a formula, to go crazy, I wanted to
Tried to watch the night before footage on the monitor
Saw nothing, it's like the thief was invisibly camouflaged
Or surveillance footage was either doctored or sabotaged
So I sprayed the areas with luminol additives
Plus I magically reconducted finger print analysis
Soon I'ma know who it was, that's what my computer does
With the technology to extract finger prints through a glove
Got some, let's make a case, seconds later they were placed
Into my universal informational database
First step to make the catch, every planet was dispatched
Screens started lighting up and beeping, 'Woah, I found a match'
Ten faces popped up, I saved them on a cartridge
My folders had been stolen by the Ten Masters of Darkness
They wasn't from this planet, from far reaches they landed
A underhanded intergalactic clan of bandits
Who travel through the altitudes and practice wreaking havoc
And for thousands of years they've been uncaptured and active and
Just to be descriptive, their team consisted
Of the Leader, four of his sons, two women and some triplets
They were dangerously intrusive and trained to be abusive
And it angered this heinous things would shamelessly come do this
Then my screen began to whistle, the visual got dismal
Then the sound of the Leader's voice intercepted my signal
He was mocking me, saying 'Now, you'll never out rhyme us
And now we're all on different planets, good luck tryna find us'
Then the picture blacked out, the whole system lost power
To reboot and start over took five or six hours
They already had a head start, but I gotta pursue 'em
I reached out to my connection on Neptune who knew 'em
He said, 'To get a strategy, you're probably gonna have to meet
The lead overseer of the Andromeda Galaxy'
I said, 'Well honestly, my ship is barely running, G
Could we do a FaceTime or maybe he could come to me'
'Absolutely not, you have to roam the Universe
And if you want him you must leave the Earth and visit him in person'
But I'll need a different travel method, time is of the essence
My ship is primitively fueled by chemical propellants
The distance that I have to go is so far and infrequent
Which means that it would take a million years for me to reach him
So to cut down on time and to accelerate my motion
I borrowed a ship powered by photon propulsion
I met with the Overseer seven days in a row
Travelled all them miles just to hear him say he didn't know
'What?' I stormed out, left the place irate
Seven whole days lost, let me do this my way
Since I had the prints, I double checked 'em when they gone through
I linked 'em up to which species and planet they belonged to
Made it to the first spot, surveyed the whole place
Books 8, 9 and 10 were locked inside a gold case
Guarded by the triplets, carefully protected
Holding weapons that could vaporize me in less than a second
I started using voodoo ventriloquism to confuse him
When they left to go see who's inside the castle I removed them
I took off towards the exit, they looked and started chasing
A trap door was lowering to keep me from escaping
They were shooting, at the last second I slid and that's the best part
The door dropped and instantly chopped all three of their heads off
I travelled to the next planet, a world I'd never been in
To get the two folders that were taken by the women
I located their patterns, broke inside and started creeping
I searched and found 6 and 7 while they were sleeping
They woke up to found their books gone, giving cold stares
The plan was to make them both think the other stole theirs
I cleverly divided them, it worked because at 5am
I watched them blast each other from the room that I was hiding in
Mashed out, fast still, still laughing at the last plot
To the third planet which I hoped would be my last stop
This place was familiar, but I flashed back when the war's done
Didn't see the leader but I ran into his four sons
They knew who I was, so they loaded up and challenged me
Having four of my books made them confident to battle me
I said 'I'll take y'all one by one, the loser gets his breath took'
I'll battle y'all in order starting from weakest to best book
They said, 'Best book? This was never indicated'
I said, 'You mean to tell me y'all don't know which book's the greatest?'
I watched the jealousy creep in, I said 'I thought you knew
It could be 5, 4, number 3 or number 2'
Not knowing they all equal, I set them up for the fall
I let them destroy each other as they fought to claim them all
As I gathered them, I laughed and wrote my name across the wall
Right then and there, my phone rang and in came a call
'I've been watching you the whole time, your plan was well done
Even though you took my soldiers out and wiped out my sons'
He appeared right in front of me, in a haze of ether
I said 'I recognize you, you're the overseer
Now it all makes sense, you a snake, no question
No wonder you told me you didn't know how to catch him'
He said, 'I let you make it because I knew you couldn't win
I knew what you wanted, I could've wiped you out then'
I said 'I'm coming after you to smash you like a boulder
Because I'm mad that you robbed me and left me with one folder'
He said 'One folder? I thought that there was ten?'
I said 'No, I have a master book, you missed that one, my friend
It contains inconceivable lyricism and flows'
Then I pulled it from my trench coat, it lit up and it glowed
He asked me to recite a verse from it, and so I ripped
The effect caused a powerful universal eclipse
He said 'Look, I'm sorry that I ever did invade you
I'm open to negotiate for that book I'll trade you
I'll give you this one if you give me that one with the skill'
I said '10 is greater 1, okay it's a deal'
I let him have the master, then I left fast as hell
He opened up the folder that I gave him, then he yelled
Because the master was a fake, no supernatural styling
Just a note that said 'Gotcha' and a picture of me smiling
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