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Ray Stevens
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Doctor Doctor (Have Mercy on Me)
Doctor, Doctor have mercy on me.
Doctor, your cure is worse than my diesease.
You doctors you get all the breaks.
You get to bury your mistakes.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
Well, the cruelest thing that was ever invented, came out of a mind that was truly demented.
It's a little ol' they call the proctoscope.
I said ' A little old thing that ain't exactly right' '
Cause it's a three foot piece of galvanized pipe!
That can make a sedentary middle-aged man out jump an antelope.
Heaven knows what goes on in their minds.
Why some of these doctors think they're divine.
Not one half step down from the man upstairs.
They can't walk on water or part the sea, but I had one who seperated me from my gall bladder and every penny of money I made for the last six years!
Doctor, Doctor have mercy on me.
Doctor your cure is worse than my diesease.
The practice of medicine is a must, but must you always practice on us?
Doctor, have mercy on me.
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They make you wait in their office for hours on end.
While they drive into the club with their Mercedes Benz that you bought with your hemorrhoid-ectomy.
And those little gowns they give you got no back at all.
And they'd be too short if uo were three feet tall.
I tell you it's just a plot to strip you of your pride and dignity.
Strip down nekkid boy, cough and sneeze, and jump up on that bed on your hands and knees.
Now there's not another person in the world you'd do that for.
But we just jump on there like a cocker spaniel like it's written somewhere in some sacred manual.
That you do everything the doctor tells you...
Who do they think they are?
Doctor, Doctor have mercy on me.
Doctor, your cure is worse than my diesease.
Well you practice medicine day and night.
PRACTICE?
Practice 'till you get it right Doctor, have mercy on me (repeats chrous)
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