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The Benefit
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Warp to World 6-9
It's 1986
Im in the first grade
Im workin really hard to get Mario laid
I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me, Mario would get that ass so fucked Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex
so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle shells
droppin' down green pipes
and secret passageways
Makin' his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack
Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber
That's why Im gonna work extra hard for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hands
Mario doesnt want to get hit
he'll shrink
The Princess won't fuck a little kid
I think
So stay ? and attend to your own
and eventually the Princess will attend to your bone
'Save the princess quick, because she wants a dick, and if you let her free, you get the pussy. Save the princess quick, because she wants a dick, and if you let her free, you get the pussy.'
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Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess
But if its up to me that shit'll stop this instant
Cloud people throwin little spike animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I heard nobody get ? in the Princess' oven
But Mario always says 'Virgins i love em'
I hate the cooper troopers? so im gonna run up
and jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up
I'm gonna keep playing and i'm never gonna quit
Cuz some kid at school told me you can see the princess' tits
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy up on Mario's menu
At the end of each level
I jump and get the flag
and say to myself another castle in the bag
I hope Bowser's ready cuz he's in for a ride
And Mario's serious when it comes to homocide
The Princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the canyons? that shoot at you constantly
and i hate platforms that fall out from below me
It's all worthwhile just to see Mario smile
Standin' next to the princess, buck naked profile
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario Bro's, best game ever made.
'Save the princess quick, because she wants a dick, and if you let her free, you get the pussy. Save the princess quick, because she wants a dick, and if you let her free, you get the pussy.'
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