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Loudon Wainwright III

I Wish I Was A Lesbian

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!

I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!

I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!

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I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!

I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!





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1.I Wish I Was A Lesbian (修改)
2.Dead Skunk
3.Funny Having Money
4.X or Y
5.You Can't Fail Me Now
6.Conspiracies
7.You Never Phone
8.Pretty Good Day
9.Inaugural Blues
10.Mr. Ambivalent
11.Talking New Bob Dylan
12.So Much to Do
13.Strange Weirdos
14.East Indian Princess
15.4 X 10
16.Bein' A Dad
17.The Acid Song
18.Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
19.Breakfast In Bed
20.A.M. World
21.Feel So Good
22.Old & Only In The Way
23.Daughter
24.Valley Morning
25.The Prisoner's Song
26.B-Side
27.Red Guitar
28.Dilated To Meet You
29.Tonya's Twirls
30.Suicide Song
31.Uptown
32.Thanksgiving
33.Road Ode - Live
34.Five Years Old
35.Career Moves - Live
36.Tip That Waitress - Live
37.The Acid Song - Live
38.I'm Alright - Live
39.Five Years Old - Live
40.Your Mother And I - Live
41.He Said, She Said - Live
42.Suddenly It's Christmas - Live
43.Thanksgiving - Live
44.The Swimming Song - Live
45.Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder - Live
46.Happy Birthday Elvis - Live
47.Unhappy Anniversary - Live
48.I'd Rather Be Lonely - Live
49.April Fool's Day Morn - Live
50.The Man Who Couldn't Cry - Live
51.Movies Are Mother to Me
52.Samson and the Warden
53.Dreaming (Live)
54.The Picture (Live)
55.The Shit Song
56.Dead Skunk (Live)
57.Days That We Die
58.Carrickfergus
59.High Wide and Handsome
60.The Shit Song (live)
61.Smokey Joe's Cafe
62.Harry's Wall
63.Y2k
64.Therapy
65.Bill of Goods
66.The Picture
67.Not John
68.Father/Daughter Dialogue
69.Come a Long Way
70.Fame and Wealth
71.After You've Gone
72.Passión Play
73.Final Frontier
74.Good Ship Venus
75.Turkish Revelry
76.Liza (Live KPFT-FM Broadcast Remastered)
77.I Had a Dream (30 Days, 30 Songs) [Live]
78.Where the Blue of the Night (Meets the Gold of the Day)
79.They Spelled My Name Wrong Again (Live)