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Chris August
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I Love Candy
Verse 1:
I love candy, I love candy. The tasty, taste, it makes me feel so grandy. The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet. I like it all, oh, so let a brotha eat 'cause it's the 15th, and I just got paid. I'm workin' hard for my money to fulfill what I crave. Not girls, or cars, or power and respect, but to have all the candy one could possibly collect in my backyard, in a fort that I built. It has three candy aisles and freezer full of milk-turned ice cream, mixed with Oreo's and some Butterfinger Bebe's. Oh, that sounds great! Gimme two, gimme three, matter fact, give me four gallons of that mess and make my belly hit the floor. And I'll eat it (rawr) until my teeth are rot. Just to see the center of that tootsie roll pop. I love candy, I love candy. The tasty, taste, it makes me feel so grandy. The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet. There's nothing like some candy, make a brotha wanna eat. I love candy, you know I love candy, the tasty, taste, it makes me feel so grandy. The ! tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet, there's nothin' like some candy make a brother wanna eat.
Verse 2:
I murdered trans fat, yet I still have Sant's (like Santa) belly, I spread jelly on my deli, disappeared like Machiavelli. Bam! It's gone, and it's just not funny. I ate so much I got a cramp in my tummy. 'Cause I went swimmin'. Nothin' like a summer snack. I'll eat it underwater, just like a shark attack or when I'm sun-bathing. Come on, I need a hand! Okay, I'll come back from my fantasy land, back here to my house in the Candy Land, where I'm the prince, the queen, and you know the king. I kick it with the sweet tart necklace bling, and to top it off with a big ol' ring! Pop it in your mouth until the flavor dies and when it all runs out, you'll see a grown man cry. Haha. I used to beg, but now I eat. Yo, I make my money just to buy my treats. I love candy, I love candy. The tasty, taste, it makes me feel so grandy. The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet, there's nothing like some candy make a brotha wanna eat. I love candy, you know I love candy.
Verse 3:
I finish my sandwich so I can have my pudding. I swallow whole Reese's cups, and you ask 'How could he!?' I tunnel the funnel cakes down the right pipe, how could it be wrong if it tastes to right? You see, if you didn't know, let me bring you the news: I'm a skinny dude with the love for food. If you don't understand, this should give you a clue: 'Chris is to Kit-Kat's like women are to shoes.' Yo, a smart, healthy snack? What does that even mean?? Your diet is whack, mines like a real-life dream with a 6 foot Twix playing tag in the park, and the sugar daddy yelling, 'Son, be home before dark!' So unwrap this wrap, and unsnap this snap, 'cause I gotta make room for my two o'clock snack. Lions! Tigers! Gummy bears, oh my! My life is complete, I'm so happy I could die! I love candy, I love candy. Oh. The tasty, taste it makes me feel so grandy. The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet, there's nothing like some candy make a brotha wanna eat. I love candy, I love candy. The t! asty, taste, it makes me feel so grandy. The tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet. There's nothing like some candy make a brotha wanna eat!
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