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Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her a** worse than before
They first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
It's the return of the
'Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did
He?'
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flipin' the you know who 'yeah, but he's so cute though'
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but its cool for Tom Green to ***p a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a **** is.
Of course they gonna know what inter**** is
By the time they hit 4th grade
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your ****hose, sing the and it goes...
I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

Because I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady

Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
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Well I do, so **** him and ***k you too.
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
'But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?'
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave h*** to first.
Little ***** put me on blast on M-T-V
'yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he'
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem **. (scream)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a f*** like me

Who dress like me

Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the ****s to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just s*** it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
Its funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses ***es when I'm **** with Jergens and I'm je**ing
But this whole bag of v**** isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot circling
Screaming I don't give a f***
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?



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1.3) Stan
2.9) Remember Me
3.10) I'm Back
4.Bitch Please Ll
5.Go To Sleep Bitch
6.Bitch Please Part 2
7.Marshall Mathers LP
8.Public Service Announcement 20
9.Get U Mad
10.My Daddy's Gone Crazy
11.When The Music Stops [Feat. D12]
12.I Remember (Dedication To Whitey Ford)
13.Just Don't Give A F*** - Clean Version
14.Eminem - Stan
15.Stan. Feat, Dido
16.I Just Dont Give A Fuck
17.Just Don't Give
18.Ass Like That (Produced By Dr)
19.Like Toy Soldiers (Produced By Eminem)
20.Evil Deeds (Produced By Dr. Dre)
21.Eminem - Without Me (Dirty)
22.Eminem-Cleaning Out My Closet
23.Criminal I
24.Crazy In Love (Produced By Eminem)
25.18) Criminal
26.No One's Iller Then Me
27.Stan (Clean Version)
28.Renegade
29.Shake That
30.8Mile 1st battle
31.Patiently Waiting (50 Cent Jumped Into Crowd)
32.Say Goodbye To Hollywood Instrumental
33.Kings Never Die (feat. Gwen Stefani)
34.When the Music Stop
35.Survival of the Fittest
36.Real Slim Shady (修改)
37.Come on In (Verse)
38.Just Don't Give - Album Version (Edited)
39.By My Side
40.Space Bound (Clean)
41.Evil Twin - Skit
42.Dr. West - Skit (Edited)
43.Steve Berman - Skit (Edited)
44.Beautiful - Album Version (Edited)
45.Deja Vu - Album Version (Edited)
46.Must Be The Ganja - Album Version (Edited)
47.Stay Wide Awake - Album Version (Edited)
48.Paul - Skit (Edited)
49.Same Song & Dance - Album Version (Edited)
50.Tonya - Skit (Edited)
51.My Mom - Album Version (Edited)
52.3 a.m. - Album Version (Edited)
53.Mr. Mathers - Skit
54.Evil Deeds - Album Version (Edited)
55.Ricky Ticky Toc - Album Version (Edited)
56.Love You More - Album Version (Edited)
57.We As Americans - Album Version (Edited)
58.Final Thought (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
59.Crazy In Love - Album Version (Edited)
60.Em Calls Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
61.Big Weenie - Album Version (Edited)
62.Rain Man - Album Version (Edited)
63.Paul (skit) - Album Version (Edited)
64.Puke - Album Version (Edited)
65.Mosh - Album Version (Edited)
66.Yellow Brick Road - Album Version (Edited)
67.Just Lose It - Album Version (Edited)
68.Ken Kaniff - Skit (Explicit)
69.3 a.m. - Travis Barker Remix, Explicit Version
70.Business - Live Audio Version
71.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version (Explicit)
72.Rabbit Run - Soundtrack Version
73.Sing For The Moment - Instrumental Version
74.Business - A Capella Version
75.Shady Narcotics - Album Version (Edited)
76.Public Enemy #1 - Album Version (Edited)
77.No Apologies - Album Version (Edited)
78.8 Mile - Soundtrack Version (Edit)
79.The Real Slim Shady - Live (Explicit)
80.Shake That - Album Version (Edited)- SUPERCLEAN
81.When I'm Gone - Album Version (Edited)
82.Mockingbird - Album Version (Edited)
83.Like Toy Soldiers - Album Version (Edited)
84.The Conspiracy (Freestyle) - DJ Green Lantern Version
85.Not Afraid (live at T in the Park)
86.Phenomenal ((From 'Southpaw'))
87.My Name Is (a cappella)
88.Superman (clean radio edit)
89.Ass Like That (edited version)
90.Business (live)
91.Cleanin' Out My Closet (radio edit)
92.Stimulate (Non-Album Track)
93.When I'm Gone (clean version)
94.Berzerk (Workout Mix by Chani)
95.Sing for the Moment (clean radio edit)
96.We Made You (clean)
97.Stan (director's cut video)
98.I Run Rap (Massive Trip Blnd)
99.Bullys Pt.2