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1.Dr. Jack
2.Long Distance Company
3.Marv Bites
4.Media Killed The Royalty Star
5.O Come All Ye Grateful Deadheads
6.Spacestation Oddity
7.What If God Smoked Cannabis?
8.Read It In The Tabloids
9.The Chimney Song
10.A Visit From St. Nicholson
11.Foreigners
12.Mr. Magoo
13.It's In His Piss, Shoop Shoop Song
14.Pokemon
15.Middle age waistline
16.I Shot The White House
17.Jingle Hells Bells
18.Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep)
19.7-11
20.Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts
21.Another Kick In The Balls
22.Bin Laden And The Jets
23.Cheney's Got A Gun
24.Dark Side Of Naboo
25.Frosty The Pervert
26.On a horse with Hussein
27.Shouldn't touch this



1.Dr. Jack (修改)

Dr. Jack
Was a quack
Named Kevorkian.
And he worked
In a shack
Up in Michegan.

If you're sick
Dr. Jack
Doesn't make you healthy.
If you're practically
Dead, he could
End it with glee.
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The cops couldn't stop Jack,
They tried, tried, tried...
The geezers in his shack just
Died, died, died, died, died...

But they couldn't stop Jack
Or the ivy dripping.
And they couldn't prevent Jack
From killing grannies.




2.Long Distance Company (修改)

Not another...
Long Distance Company,
Always calling to save me dough.
'How's your savings?'
'Ours go farther!'
'We can switch you, you just say so.'

Call your mother.
She might listen.
I don't need you to waste my time.
My phone is perfect,
Never better.
Friends and family are doing just fine.

Well, they promise I can reach the world,
And they say that that will throw in some perks.
When they swear that I will save a bundle,
They're just blowing sunshine up my skirt.
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I'm busy.
We're eating
You call all the time
MY SERVICE IS FINE!!!

I'm sleeping.
I work late.
You bug me to death.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SLIME!!!

I wish you'd
Stop calling!
*click*
(beep-beep-beep-beep....)




3.Marv Bites (修改)

Was he a saint?
Was he a worm?
She's telling lies...
That's what I heard.
NBC's pissed
He's bringing them down.
His cannibal kiss
Is all over town.

In his room at night,
Marv bites, Marv bites.
Marv Albert in the night,
He bites...

If you're just friends,
Marvin will strip,
Grab your rear end,
Bite through your slip.
Up in his room,
Won't get to sleep.
He's after a thrill
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Here come the sheep.

In your bed at night,
Marv bites, Marv bites.
Be afraid tonight,
Marv bites you, invites you to feast on his pipe.
Then he wines you, then dines on you with his pearly whites...
Marv bites.

So cover your back,
'cause he's got the nerve.
Don't go upstairs
Or you're the hors d'oevures.

In the dead of night,
Marv bites, he bites.
Speak into his mike,
Or Marv bites.
.And it hurts.

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4.Media Killed The Royalty Star (修改)

We fell in love with Princess Di in '82.
The press was fast at graphing everything she'd do..
They tracked her everywhere from here to Timbuktu

Oh-a oh

They took the photos, no respect for privacy.
Using the latest in Zoom lens technology,
And then they chased her through the streets of gay Paris.
Oh-a oh

They act like children
Oh-a oh
Someone should tell them...
Media killed the royalty star.
Media crashed the royalty's car.
The Papparazzi go to far.
Oh-a-a-a oh

I'm in the checkout line, it's moving rather slow.
I glance around and see the tabloids down below.
Those slimy bastards, they'll never get my dough.
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Oh-a oh

They are the worst scum.
Oh-a oh
You shouldn't buy them.

Media killed the royalty star.
Media crashed the royalty's car.

The Princess' death has broke our hearts.
The Papparazzi went too far.
It's time to stop harassing stars,
And drunken chauffeurs shouldn't be driving their cars...

Too far... they know who they are...
Too far... you know who you are...

repeat
Media killed the royalty star. (You know who you are...)




5.O Come All Ye Grateful Deadheads (修改)

BOB RIVERS - O COME ALL YE GRATEFUL DEADHEADS

O come, all ye Grateful,
Deadheads to the concert.
O come, Grateful Deadheads,
And camp in the street.
Bring rolling papers,
Don't forget your sleeping bags.
O come get us some floor seats,
We've followed them for four weeks,
O come get us some floor seats,
To see the Lord.

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O come, all ye hippies,
Throwbacks to the Sixties.
Paint flowers on your van,
And don't wash your feet.
Wear your bell-bottoms,
And your tie-dye t-shirts.
O come let us adore them,
We've quit our day jobs for them,
O come let us adore, them,
Garcia's the Lord.

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6.Spacestation Oddity (修改)

Station Mir to ground control...
Station Mir to anyone...
Send a rescue ship and bring our asses home.
Station Mir to ground control...
Systems broke down, engines gone...
End this mission or we'll all end up marooned...

This is ground control to Station Mir.
You guys are doing great
And we're sorry that you stained your underwear
So we'll try to send you up a few clean pairs.
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Ground control to Station Mir
You'll be alright, there's nothing wrong...
Did you hear me, Station Mir?
You're not coming in that clear......

Station Mir's made up in one tin can
Coasting by the moon...
Their engine doesn't cruise, We should send them up some booze...

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7.What If God Smoked Cannabis? (修改)

If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
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So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?

And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?

And when the saints go marching home,
Does he just sit and smoke a bone?




8.Read It In The Tabloids (修改)

I bet you're wondering how I knew
That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through.
Was waiting in line at the grocery store.
Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore.
And it took me by surprise I must say
When I found out the Pope was gay.

I read it in the tabloids.
Elvis Presley's doing just fine.
They put it in the tabloids.
Got a look at Fergi's boobs, my my.
Honey, honey, yeah.

You know JFK didn't really die.
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They got a picture and he looks all right.
And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET.
This woman had a kid at a hundred and three.

And you could have seen it all for yourself
'Cause it's right there upon the shelf.
Oh, I read it in the tabloids.
You know Madonna used to be a boy.
I saw it in the tabloids
Right next to a cure for hemorrhoids.
Honey, honey, yeah.




9.The Chimney Song (修改)

作詞:Dennis Amero, Bob Rivers, Brian Silva

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is
But it's been there all night long
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right

That there's something in the chimney and it doesn't make a sound
But I wish you Merry Christmas

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is
But it's been there all week long
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do

'Cause there's something in the chimney and it doesn't move around
And it's been a week since Christmas

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is
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But it's been there all month long
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace

That there's something in the chimney and it doesn't talk at all
And it's been there since last Christmas

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is
But it's been there all year long
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, 'He's already here'

And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas
And we'll have him every Christmas




10.A Visit From St. Nicholson (修改)

作詞:Dennis Amero, Bob Rivers, Brian Silva

Twas' the fright before Christmas
No one upset me
With a big bowl of popcorn, watching TV

I stretched, gave a yawn, settled back in my chair
In hopes that St. Nicholson soon would be there
The children were lying awake without sleep
They'd seen all his movies; He gives them the creeps

I'd cued up cuckoo's nest with my trusty remote
To the part where he had all the nuts in the boat
When out in the yard, there arose such a noise
I turned off the TV to see what it was

And what to my wandering eyes should approach
But the Los Angeles Lakers, and Pat Riley, their coach
The limo was racing, the team at its heels
That's when I saw him: the man at the wheel
He ranted and cursed, and waved round his swizzle stick
And I knew in a second it must be Jack Nick

More rapid than the Celtics these Lakers they came
He screamed like a mad man and called them by name
‽Now Magic, now Worthy, now Scott and Kareem
On Cooper, on Rambis and the rest of the team”

Down the chimney St. Nicholson came with a groan
Then he brushed off the suit and said, ‽Honey, I'm home”

He was wearing a trench coat, with beer it was stained
And his shirt was clawed to shreds by Shirley Maclaine
He had a fat face and a flabby beer belly
From too many trips to the bar and the deli

He said, ‽It's tough when an actor becomes fat and lazy
I only get calls to play weirdo's and crazies
And middle-aged has-been's with washed up careers
But I'll fix them all and play Santa this year”

And with that, he buried his head in the sack and said
‽Lets see what you get from your old buddy Jack
A hatchet for daddy', he reared back his head
To scare all those little buggers upstairs in bed
And a stiff drink for mommy in a nice tall glass
She could really use something to kill that bug up her chimney

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his face
He threw all the stockings into the fireplace
What could I do? What could I say?
What would I wear on my feet Christmas day?

I asked for a reason and turning his head
He looked straight at me and here's what he said
‽Why? You wanna know why?
Do you really wanna know why, pal? I'll tell you why

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When you're out Christmas shopping
You know, doing your little Christmas things
With all your little Christmas friends
Spreading all that Christmas cheer
With those stupid Christmas songs?

Did you ever stop and think of
Picking up a little something for old Jack?
Did you ever stop to think of what Jack might like for Christmas?
You know Jack from the movies up on the big screen
Pouring his heart out, giving it everything he's got

Day in and day out, just trying as hard as he can
To bring a tiny little bit of sunshine
Into your miserable little humdrum lives
Did you ever think of good ole Jack for a second?
No, not once, maybe old Jack just wasn't that good

Maybe, I wasn't good enough
In the postman always rings twice
Acting my guts out for you in that one
Cuckoo's nest, the shining, witches of fricking Eastwick
Prizzi's fricking honor, all for you, pal

Just to brighten things up for you
Not good enough though, is it?
No, you want me to brighten up the Christmas season too?
Isn't that what you want, pal?
Okay, let's make things real bright around here

What do you say we decorate the tree?
String up these pretty lights here
Oh, she's looking brighter already
What do you say we take this cute little angel
And ram her on the top branch, huh?

How about some gasoline for the whole thing?
I mean, let's make her just as bright as she can be
What do you say we light her up and chuck her
Through the old picture window here?

No point in having a tree as bright
As all that without giving the neighbors
A chance to see, don't you think?
There, aren't you glad ole' Jack stopped by

The flames towered brightly in the cold, wintry sky
As he made for his limo and bade his goodbye
And an age may unfold air I fail to regret
That visit from St. Nicholson, which I'd sooner forget

But I swear by the goose bumps upon my skin
That I'll always remember that devilish grin
And his voice, crying out as he faded from sight
‽Merry Christmas to all and I hope I never see you again
For as long as I live, for crying out loud”




11.Foreigners (修改)

作詞:Dennis Amero, Bob Rivers, Brian Silva

Foreigners
Infiltrate our nation
Foreigners
Take jobs from Americans

Hey, we want to be Americans
But we're illegal aliens
And we really like it here
Though we don't speak the language clear

Foreigners
Stamping out our unions
(What do you mean, man?)
Foreigners
Take jobs from Americans

We sneak across your border lines
To stand in unemployment lines
We chip in to buy a car
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Drive back home to get some more

Foreigners
Hide from immigration
(Hey, you gotta' place to stay, man?)
Foreigners
Take jobs from Americans

(Hey how ya doin'?)
There's the Statue of Liberty
Feeds us bums who live for free
Here's for you, the tired and the poor
When you gonna slam the door?

Foreigners
Infiltrate our nation
(I dunno, it's a long ride back)
Foreigners
Take jobs from Americans




12.Mr. Magoo (修改)

Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Got a flat in Timbuktu
Waiting for triple A
But I saw that single headlight through the rain
I flagged the geezer in the car down
He was going the wrong way
We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes

He pulled a quick U-turn
And hit a pickup from Montana
While plowin' down a fire hydrant too
Windshield wipers slappin' time
As he committed several traffic crimes
This guy's like a one man wreckin' crew

Speedin's just a little bit of what he put me through
And swerving, he went off the road and hit a tree, yeah
Drivin' can't be easy, now, when you're 4 foot 2
You know drivin's not that difficult for you
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo

When we drove right through a coal mine
We hit a school bus filled with nuns
We dragged along a string of traffic poles
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Through all kinds of weather, through eighteen hit and runs
I still love that baby
Kept us on the run

One day he lost his specs
Oh Lord! He let 'em slip away
Still lookin' for them glasses, I hope he finds them
Well, I'd trade all of my tomorrows
For some Dramamine today
I just hope they know which body bag is mine

Speedin's just a little word for what he put me through
His drivin', you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah
He's swervin' and he's weavin', Lord, and he doesn't have a clue
You know divan's not that difficult for you
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo

Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut
Oh, look out, look out, look out
Look out, look out, look out, watch out now
Mr. Magoo

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13.It's In His Piss, Shoop Shoop Song (修改)

Is he drug-free?
I wanna know
How can I tell
If he's strung out on dope?
(Is it bloodshot eyes? )
Oh no he's got Visine
(Is he getting' high? )
His urine won't be clean

If you wanna know
If he's smokin' dope
It's in his piss
(That's where it is)
It's in his whiz
(Check out his piss)
Oh yeah

Piss in
This plastic cup
We'll find out what we want to know
If it's drugs like we think that it is
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It's there in his whiz

(Oh is he smokin' crack)
Oh my it's hard to say
But it's certain that twitchin'
All night and day

If you want to know
If it's in his nose
It's in his piss
(That's where it is)
Oh yeah
It's in his whiz
(And if it is)
He'll be dismissed
(No slap on the wrist)
Oh no
Because of his piss
(Pack up your shit)




14.Pokemon (修改)

Pokemon mon mon mon
Lots of money mon mon mon
Pokemon mon mon mon
Lots of Money mon mon mon mon
We got to find a pokemon
Before it's Christmas Eve
The kids must have a Pikachu
It's called I do believe
They think that you can magically pull one out of your sleeve
Ooohh
We just have to find a Pokemon
Please just one
Ooohh
We just got to find a Pokemon mon mon mon
We have to look in Toys-R-Us
The crowds will push and fight
They'll kill you for a Pokemon
It's such a deadly sight
We hope they get a shipment in the middle of the night
Oooohhh
We just got to find a Pokemon
Wont be fun
Oooohhh
We just got to find a
Pokemon mon mon mon
Money mon mon
Pokemon mon mon mon
Money mon mon
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Pokemon mon mon mon
Money mon mon
Pika Pika Bulbasaur
The kids all want a Charmander
They want a Squirtle too
We got to find a Pokemon
What are we going to do
The Toys shelves are empty
But we know that's nothin new
Ooohhh
We just got to find a Pokemon
Ooohh
We're done
Ooohh
We just got to find one
Oooohhh
We just got to find one
Oooohh
We just got to find a Pokemon
Please God
Please God
Got to find a Pokemon
Got to find a Pokemon
Got to find a Pokemon
Poke Poke Mon




15.Middle age waistline (修改)

I eat Mrs. Fields
I snack between meals
You can see my crack above my Levis
I don't need to diet
To prove I'm light
And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Deep fry
Don't exercise
And grow that middle age waistline

It salivates my glands
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To smell a fresh roast ham
So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over
A second helping here
A hefty mug of beer
Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder

Middle age waistline
I got a spandex waistband
Middle age waistline oh yeah
Not a crumb gets wasted

My belts busted!

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16.I Shot The White House (修改)

I shot the White House
But I did not hit the President
I shot the White House
But I did not hit the President

Firing rounds at the compound
'til a tourist dragged me down
Bill Clinton was a-watching his TV
When I strolled right past security
So I shot, I shot his house
I swear

I shot the White House
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But I never got inside the fence, oh no no
I shot the White House
Guess I must have been a little tense

(Attention! You, with the automatic weapon...
Uhh... I'm not sure but I don't think you're
Supposed to have that.)
(Will agent Moe and agent Larry please proceed
Immediately to the emergency area)
(Soi-tainly.)(Ehhh... grab that gun, numbskull)
(whoo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo)

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17.Jingle Hells Bells (修改)

Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho

Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'
Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten
Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string
These are a few of my favorite things

Ho Ho Ho

Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub
Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub
Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
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No wonder our skin's so pale

Girls in black leather with tight little tushes
Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes
Silver stretch limos that come when I ring
These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights
We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things
No wonder our skin's

Jingle hell's bells

Ho Ho Ho




18.Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep) (修改)

If you're having trouble with your barn yard friends, you got a thing for euws.

You're counting sheep, but you're not in bed. Here's what ch'ya got a do.

Get off the barn, stay off the farm. Go read a nursery rhyme. Don't ring 976-BAAA, it kinda loves a crime, hey.

(Chorus)
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bow Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.
(End of chorus)

My friend Larry has a little lamb, her fleece is white as snow.

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He keeps bragging 'bout her everyday, someone should tell him no.

Look at the flock, they're all in shock. Here comes that mutton fan.

Knock out the fleece, give them some peace. Don't be a barnyard man. No.

(Chorus)

Velcro gloves, knee pads, late night dates, done with sheep!

Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage! Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Don't tell them what what I did to you. Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Dirty deeds! Dirty deeds! Done with sheep! Aoooooohhhhhhhhh. Quiet cattle, I think the shepard's coming.

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19.7-11 (修改)

There's a lady who goes
To the store that won't close
And she's shopping at 7 Eleven

Down the aisle she sees
Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies
And a Snickers really satisfies her

Ooooh make my Slurpy

If there's a penny on the counter
You can use it
Please pay inside before pumping gas
Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish
You spoke English
I just bought a Big Gulp from Ahmed
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Ahmed

(Greetings!
Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine.
Do you require a spoon straw? )

And you will find one down the road
Coffee and cigarettes to go
Twinkies from here to Tokyo
They've been robbed eight times in a row
And the fluorescent lights glow
Microwave your burrito

And she's shopping at 7 Eleven




20.Addicted To (Cigarette) Butts (修改)

You hack and gag
You cough and wheeze
You climb the stairs
On hands and knees
Your heart pounds
Your teeth grind
Another smoke
And you'll be fine

You'd you like to think that you could quit when you want
Oh, yeah
It's closer to the truth 3 packs a day ain't enough
You know your gonna have to face it
You're addicted to butts

Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts

You're really hooked
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You're such a fiend
Your lungs are tar
And nicotine
Your will is broke
Your face is lined
You're blowing smoke
Out your behind

You think that Dr. Koop is just an overpaid quack
Oh, yeah
But you hate to read his message on the side of the pack
You know you're gonna' have to face it
You're addicted to butts

Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts
Might as well face it you're addicted to butts

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21.Another Kick In The Balls (修改)

We don't need no contraception
We don't need no birth control
No prophylactics on the penis
People leave our pricks alone

Hey!
People!
Leave our pricks alone

All in all its just a-
-nother kick in the balls

All in all its just a-
-nother kick in the balls

(If you don't beat your meat, you won't get any pudding?)
(How can you get any pudding if you don't beat your meat?)




22.Bin Laden And The Jets (修改)

Hey kids have you see Osama
We haven't heard a thing
Since he telephoned his mama

We checked his favorite cave, he didn't stick around

We're gonna have to send some troops to hunt the bastard down

Hey Taliban clerics, gonna make them sweat
They're gonna need those towels
B-B-B-Bin Laden and the jets

Radicals think that he's wonderful
Al-Queda thinks he's really keen
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He's got a bunch of goofs that he calls troops
You know he's sponsored by a puppet regime ohhh

B-B-Bin Laden and the jets

Binny,
Binny,
Binny,
Bin Laden and the jets
Jets
Jets




23.Cheney's Got A Gun (修改)

Dick Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
Squinting in the Texas sun
What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?

They say when Cheney goes to Texas
You'll find him huntin' fish and game
His buddy had it comin'
Cuz when Cheney's got a gun
He's just not that good at takin' aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney shot someone
Cindy Sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns
Tell him that the war's not through
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He'll probably put a hole in you

He tracked a little bitty birdie
Hopin' to blow out its brains
They say the spell that he gets under
From double barrel thunder
Makes his eyes pop out like he's insane

Run away, run away from the Vice President
Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee ay-ee nee

Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
Cindy Sheehan better run
He's a weapon of mass destruction
Cheney shot someone




24.Dark Side Of Naboo (修改)

The Jedi knights are on the glass
You get one free when pumping gas

There's Jar-Jar Binx and rubber Yoda masks
Got to get the whole set while they last
Collectors fight for action figures in the store
And every day the Taiwanese make more

And when the damn film closes, it won't be too soon
There'll still be lots of toys at Taco Bell
And if those marketeers don't change their present course
They'll drive me to the dark side of The Force

All that you touch
And all that you see
Star Wars in your face
At every meal
The shoes on your feet
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And potato chips you eat
The chicken you bite
George Lucas sold the rights
And when all this ends
The video will come
And someone must drink
Every Pepsi can under the sun 'til they're through
To get rid of the Queen of Naboo

(There is no dark side of The Force)
(It is all marketing, Hmmm)
(Gullible you are. Sold you have been. Hm? Hm?)
(Taco... chicken-chicken... Hm. Hm. Yoda, hmmm)
(Kermit is his dinner. Hm? Hm?)
(Ruining the planet it will be? Side of the road it will be, hm?)
(Pepsi cans, hm? Real hm. GARBAGE! Hmph hmph)




25.Frosty The Pervert (修改)

Frosty the pervert
in a trench coat he did go
to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow

frosty the pervert
all the kids he liked to watch
his dick did grow when he packed snow
on his cold and icy crotch

there must have must have been some magic
when he stroked his frozen meat
cause frosty started moaning loud
and it began to sleet

frosty the pervert
was as glad as he could get
he threw away his corn cob pipe
and lit a ciggerette

frosty the pervert
didnt want to go to jail
he began to run
while dripping cum
and the cops picked up his trail

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down to the village
his dick melting in his hand
running here and there
all around the square
yelling 'catch me if you can.'

they chased him down the streets of town
right to a ?? squad cop
who shoved a night stick right up his ass
and frosty screamed 'dont stop OOOO!!'

frosty the pervert
was locked up that very day
but he did not cry
as he waved good bye knowing he'd be back someday

beating his meat
all over the streets
look at frosty go

sliding his hands
all over his glands
his cum, as white as snow




26.On a horse with Hussein (修改)

In the aftermath of the jihad
We were looking for lowlife scum
There were bombs and guns
In caves and things
But Osama must have sprouted some wings

The next thing we saw was a videotape
And the proof
It left no doubt
The heat was hot
But the trails been cold
And Bin-Laden has not been fun

He could be ridin' through the desert
On a horse with Hussein
It felt good to get out of the caves
In the desert you can make up a fake name
And there ain't no bombs
For to give you no pain

With his beard shaved
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In the desert sun
Osama begins to turn to red
In the sun's rays
You know It ain't no fun
He's gonna need a another towel for his head
Some Groucho Marx glasses
And a nose that sticks out
Is the perfect disguise
It's been said
Avoid the city life
And don't make a sound
Or the Marines will fill you with lead

He could be ridin' through the desert
On a horse with Hussein
It felt good to get out of the caves
In the desert you can make up a fake name
And there ain't no bombs
For to give you no pain




27.Shouldn't touch this (修改)

You shouldn't touch this
You better not touch it hu-hu
Gonna' touch it anyway
Cuz' it feels good ha-ha

My name is Pee-Wee Herman
And I really want to say
I think it's peachy keen
To be exposed like this
So listen up boys and girls
Your fate's in your own hands
You only go round once in life
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So grab it while you can

You shouldn't touch this
You better not touch it
Gonna' touch it anyway

Don't cuff me
Wait, Where we goin'?
Don't you know who I am?