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1 2.A Hand For Mrs. Claus Hand For Mrs. Claus Every December we always remember To celebrate the fella in the suit We see the promos for reindeer and his glow nose ... applause How'bout a hand for Mrs. Claus Mm I'm not complaining I'm sure it's very draining Pulling off a ... s very draining Pulling off a Christmas Eve world tour My point in this is it's his marvelous missus Who gets it done the other three-six-four Who's really checki ... thaws The answer's clear it's Mrs. Claus Mm She re

2 3.Snowman eryday Is Christmas3.Snowman Don't cry snowman right in front of me Who will catch your tears if you can't catch me Darling If you can ... t I'm never leaving cause I'm mrs snow'till death has me freezing You are my home my home for a season So come on let's go Let's go below zero And hide from the s ... e don't cry no tears now it's Christmas baby My snowman and me My snowman and me Baby Don't cry snowman Don't you fear the sun Who'll carry me without legs to run ...

3 10.Mrs. Santa Claus Nights Of Christmas10.Mrs. Santa Claus I just came back from a lovely trip along the Milky Way Stopped off at the North Pole to spend a holiday I call ... uild a Toyland all around the Christmas tree So! You better watch out you better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is comin' to town Now San ... lions of stockings to fill on Christmas day You'd better write your letter now And mail it right away Because he's getting ready His reindeer's a

4 15.A Christmas Carol r15.A Christmas Carol A Christmas Carol By Charles Dickens Master Peter and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the goose with which they soon ... g very like it in that house. Mrs. Cratchit made the gravy(ready beforehand in a little saucepan) hissing hot; Master Peter mashed the potatoes with incredible vi ... eded by a breathless pause as Mrs. Cratchit looking slowly all along the carving-knife prepared to plunge it in the breast; but when she di

5 21.Santa's Team ing about Christmas. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb:' Ther ... le scrambling to finish their Christmas shopping. For a few moments I just stood there confused clutching that ten-dollar bill wondering what to buy and who on ea ... and he sat right behind me in Mrs. Pollock's grade-two class. Bobbie Decker didn't have a coat. I knew that because he never went out for recess during the winter ...

6 8.Mrs. Hemingway ovie8.Mrs. Hemingway We packed up our books and our dishes Our dreams and your worsted wool suits We sailed on the8th of December Fare ... It was just a few days before Christmas We filled our stockings with

7 4.Spent oliday is Christmas Though I hardly qualify as Christian Got that good hair'cause I'm part Indian Plus whole fam go hard at Thanksgiving If I' ... in the bank No gas in my tank Mrs. Clause leaving Nothing left to giv

8 3.Because I'm Santa Dollyrots Christmas3.Because I'm Santa I'm from the North Pole I'm bringing presents ... th Pole I'm bringing presents Christmas Eve I've got a huge sack I'm gonna break in while you sleep I always tell you how cool you dress ... s tell you how cool you dress Mrs. Claus helps me accessorize You're

9 4.Yellow Snow RO] Merry Christmas to you(x4)[Verse1] Black Friday that's why they camping out at Walmart Pepper spraying old ladies just to buy a xbox Cyber ... ywood gigs they DJin' parties Mrs Claus in stripper heals she playin' naughty My belt buckle made of mistletoe So give a kiss below and my dick will grow Ho... Ho ... r call they Suge Knight Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night[Hook] Never been to Big Bear but the only thing I know Yo! Don't eat the yellow snow! Lakes ...

10 4.Mrs. Santa Claus Star4.Mrs. Santa Claus作詞 Skip Ewing Now everybody's heard of ... wing Now everybody's heard of Mrs. Santa Claus Everybody knows she's Santa's wife Every ... nows she's Santa's wife Every Christmas Eve she sits up all alone An' waits till he gets home again all right He says'Don't you cry or worry ... e says'Don't you cry or worry Mrs. Santa Claus After all these years the reindeer know their way You know ho-ho I love you ... way You know ho-ho I love you

11 10.The Catastrophe y is like Christmas I miss my seed and my Mrs But I see em on visits I ain't stre

12 7.The Butterfly Effect the path Mrs Butt stuff I'm in the ass business Christmas bitches unwrapping the packag

13 1.Cause ks before Christmas And I talked toJesus at the sewer And the Pope said it was none of his God-damned business While the rain drank champagne ... a medal to replace the son of Mrs. AnnieJohnson Cause they told me ev

14 3.Piss Em Off bad bitch Mrs. WhatchaCall Put her in a red bottom just to piss'em off Good lord you know what the wrist cost Bid the pretty penny probably tr ... hit got you talkin' It's nice Christmas Caroline with the bullshit I

15 9.KeenonJackson ryna find Mrs. Megan Good Bitch how you think you on in a rental? That pussy throw back79 pinto This some V.I.P. shit inside the party you got ... rapped that bitch like it was Christmas! Got into the house then I go

16 3.My Dreams(Wilhelm Scream) alal meat Mrs Doubtfire couldn't doubt me I don't even have to stretch when I down seam Got flames jumping out my neck when I'm round beats A ... streets so dirty Almost like Christmas Eve cold turkey Happy that I'

17 13.Lord Knows in' about Christmas in August Do anythin' to buy gifts for they daughters Get some shake-a-brick in the press And chef it like ... in the press And chef it like Mrs. Fields they're makin' the cookie s

18 2.Shafted onday-The Christmas (EP)2.Shafted Shifted almost didn't see it coming Caught it before fallin' Close call that's all that this will re ... 's no sacrifice Goodbye to my Mrs. Nice Guy I'll keep you in my pocke

19 1.Santa's Disco tination Christmas!1.Santa's Disco作詞 Noah Brodie Daniel Marshall Frederick Schneider Santa's disco Santa's disco Santa's disco party' ... gettin' down Santa's on stage Mrs. Claus is in a cage The elves conga line forget about ... elves conga line forget about Christmastime Santa's disco Santa's disco Santa's disco party's tonight Santa's disco Santa's disco Santa's disco party's tonight Wh ... toys are on the shelves It's Christmas Eve they ain't gonna le

20 2.Santa's Gone Surfing Mitchell-Christmas In Paradise2.Santa's Gone Surfing VERSE1 Santa first listened to the Beach Boys On his transistor radio Now he's g ... ot rod with a409 He's true to Mrs. Claus so she really won't mind Santa's gone surfing; Go Santa go go go CHORUS Santa's gone surfing Go Santa go go go Santa's go ... ill want a new surfboard come Christmas Day He'll tell them'hang loose' as he heads back north With his surfer tan and his new board shorts Santa's gone surfing; ...

21 6.Mrs. Hemingway cles6.Mrs. Hemingway We packed up our books and our dishes Our dreams and your worsted wool suits We sailed on the8th of December Fare ... It was just a few days before Christmas We filled our stockings with

22 2.Drop That Azz My little mrs christmas Can you excuse me for thinkin

23 2.Ho Ho Ho Dan Band Christmas2.Ho Ho Ho作詞 Dan FinnertyJeremy Ruzumna David Wilder Ho ho ho Get offa the street it's chilly outside And it's star ... ' As she spotted her date for Christmas Eve She had to move quickly'Cause snow was meltin' all up in her brand new weave Up in the night sky She heard the jingle ... things She could be doin' on Christmas Eve Maybe it was the girl inside Rememberin' dreams she'd planned Maybe it was the100 dollars That he slipped into her han

24 3.Mrs. Claus Dan Band Christmas3.Mrs. Claus作詞 Dan FinnertyJeremy Ruzumna David Wilder Yeah this one's going out to a very special lady At ... out to a very special lady At Christmas Mrs. Claus I write this letter to you'Cause nobody else seems to understand you likes I do I know what's underneath the spectacles a ... m just finishin' makin' up my Christmas list And I wrote one down for you Stand tall baby don't play small no more Stop givin' up credit when credit'

25 6.Mrs. Claus' Kimono rint6.Mrs. Claus' Kimono作詞John Michael Cooley Patterson David Hood Bradley Scott Morgan Shonna Lee Tucker I'm a sinister elf with a si ... Wynona And I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono Merry Christmas(!

26 5.Ghostface Christmas Ghostface Christmas[Intro Ghostface Killah] HolyJesus I gotta drop all these toys off ... gotta drop all these toys off Mrs. Claus Mrs. Claus bring me my robe& my slippers I gotta go![Ghostface Killah] Smell the pinetrees in the air sleigh bells are ringing Toy s ... ids singing That night before Christmas dashing through the snow Rudolph the Reindeer red nose that glow It's all about the candycanes and ... all about the candycanes and Christmas list North P

27 1.Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass ant Worms-Christmas Turkey1.Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass Ohhhh... Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass ... Wreck your tv Burn down your christmas tree Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home'cause they ain't got nothing else to do Santa's loaded with attitu ... been closed by an auditor And mrs. claus ran off with her chiropracto

28 5.Socks For Christmas Socks For Christmas[Spoken]OH! Hot Hot damnit! Y'all pissing me off auent ya! Now ya gone dunit! Everybody's getting socks for ... Everybody's getting socks for Christmas!123 Go! This isn't the same olChristmas story There's no bb guns or egg shaped plants The mistletoe is hung way too low And I think we gave too much eggnog to gra ... ed out drunk on the floor The Christmas carolers got a face full of snow As we kicked them in the ass and shut the door Now I don't

29 11.Why Santa's Fat Could Be Christmas11.Why Santa's Fat Vers ... ?He eats Mrs Claus' cherry pies and then would you believe200 fifty million cookies every ... 0 fifty million cookies every Christmas EveChorus But thats not wh

30 5.Teachers Suck nk you to Mrs.-(in da house) And thank you to Mr.-(in da house) And thank you to Mr.-(in da house haha) and thank you to ... house haha) and thank you to Mrs.-(in the house) And thank you to Mrs.-. And thank you to Mr.- I'm sorry that I threw-wait look Mr.- Remember when you told me to stop throwing vegetables off the sta ... stage(not on my watch) At the Christmas concert because you didn't want the assemblies To turn into rock concerts?(Don't do that!) It was the ..

31 3.The Wren Song ill-Irish Christmas Rollick3.The Wren Song The wren the wren the king of all birds on St. Stephen's Day got caught in the furze So it' ... or tuppence'll do it no harm Mrs. O'Gill is a very good woman a very good woman a very good woman ... good woman a very good woman Mrs. O'Gill is a very good woman she ga

32 13.Mrs Fogherty's Christmas Cake ill-Irish Christmas Rollick13.Mrs Fogherty's Christmas Cake As I sat at my window last evenin' the letterman brought unto me A little gilt-edged invitation sayin' Bill Hooly ... n' a slice Of Miss Fogherty's Christmas cake--- Miss Mulligan wanted to taste it But really there wasn't no use They worked at it over an hour And they couldn't g ... it more for my sake No thanks Mrs. Fogherty says I But I'd Like the r

33 28.The Ballad ofJimmy Durante oister by Christmas Stickin' his nose into everybody's businessJimmy go(Jimmy Durante go for it all) Hit the road and get on with the show(The ... apart on the stage Goodnight Mrs. Calabash wherever you are I'm comin' to get you I'm gonna be a star You've been in my heart girl you've never been far So goodn ... e never been far So goodnight Mrs. Calabash wherever you are This is

34 1.What If Eminem DidJingle Bells? ite Trash Christmas1.What If Eminem DidJingle Bells?(Bob Rivers) Yo yo(Girl as Dina Rae)Jingle BellsJingle BellsJingling all the way O ... as Eminem:) It's just a white Christmas(hello my man) I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men You mean Santa that boy's a bitch He caught my mom' ... oy's a bitch He caught my mom'Christmas cheatin tryin' to give her kiss Fo' real he's no joke that guy don't play He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleig ... even

35 10.Even Santa Fell In Love longa-The Christmas Album10.Even Santa Fell In Love He brushes back his silver hair And checks to see if she is standing there After y ... the toys are put away Even on Christmas Day She sees his eyes are all aglow Anticipating children laughing in the snow And with just his ... in the snow And with just his Christmas touch Under mistletoe before the rush ... der mistletoe before the rush Mrs. Kringle feels the tingle in her heart Even Santa fell in love Everyb

36 14.Wu Banga101 his eyes Mrs. parks said'brother starks meet you at the numbers spot Heard you got red tops out and i want a lot' Shirley fainted dead on the ... ully swing the b seven series christmas lights Too bright ghost is co

37 8.She Said She'd Be Mine e of near mrs. Did the talkin' when i said That princesses were fairytales And magic's just for kids But she made me a believer when she said ... t was home Now every night is christmas eve'cause she lays gently by

38 5.The Night Santa Went Crazy eye'Merry Christmas to all now you're all gonna die!' The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' a r ... e postal service And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every nig

39 1.Foot In My Mouth br> I saw mrs. Parker at the store today She was buyin' some food I walked up to her and I said'hey!' When's the baby due? She said'baby?' I'm ... alkin' about? I said'sorry... mrs. parker' I put my foot in my mouth I got my foot in my mouth Guess I should watch what I say I got my foot in my mouth It's prob ... k my brother to the mall last christmas To see Santa and his sleigh I

40 4.Silent Night-Interlude br> Feat. Mrs. Nat King Cole I'm Mrs. Nat King Cole And what a joy it's been To be asked by Brian McKnight To remember some of the ... night To remember some of the christmas' with my husband We were married17 years and15 of those years We spent every ... of those years We spent every Christmas the same way It was God love and our children And our closest friends It was always the same menu He got up at5 o'clock in ... e got to leave with you Merry Christmas to k

41 18.X-bitches h is like christmas Send me naked pictures but give it a rest With ... tures but give it a rest With mrs ice cube tatood on your breast Now

42 9.Santa's A Fat Bitch need for christmas is my two front teeth I got my teeth kicked out my mouth I need a few numbers could you help me out Should of known i gues ... ther year and i aint get shit Mrs. claus is a ho if i hear him land on my roof Slice that bitch in the big red coat I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ... oo-hooth For the neighborhood Christmas and everything's whack Not a

43 18.Santa's a Fat Bitch need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got my teeth kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones could you help me out Should of known I gue ... ther year and I aint get shit(Mrs. Claus is a ho) If I hear him land on my roof(Slice that bitch in the big red coat) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-h ... oo-hooth For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack Not a c

44 2.The Curse Of Millhaven How last Christmas Bill Blake's little boy didn't come home They found him next week in One Mile Creek His head bashed in and his pockets ful ... in a cruel twist of fate old Mrs Colgate Was stabbed but the job was not complete The last thing she said before the cops pronounced her dead Was My killer is Lo ... rowned the Blakey kid stabbed Mrs. Colgate I admit Did the handyman w

45 8.The Curse Of Millhaven How last christmas bill blake's little boy didn't come home They found him next week in one mile creek His head bashed in and his pockets ful ... in a cruel twist of fate old mrs colgate Was stabbed but the job was not complete The last thing she said before the cops pronounced her dead Was'my killer is lo ... rowned the blakey kid stabbed mrs. colgate i admit Did the handyman w

46 11.Mr. Right e colored Christmas lights keeps his ladies on a string Every time they start to fade he turns them on like anything Swears his vast undying l ... t you'll find that you're his Mrs. wrong Choru

47 1.Santa My First Love ere was a Mrs. Claus And his beard was white as snow You know him as Santa But I still call him Nick Closer than two turtledoves We fell in lo ... laughing They know he is near Christmas time is here Fires roaring My

48 1.Airport u left in Christmas For another Mrs. I headed to an airport too Hating

49 3.Surabaya-Santa(From'Songs for a New World') spend my Christmases alone And so au revoir Nick It's grand Nick I don't pretend to understand Nick I saw you look at Blitzen long and loving ... As the latest in the line of Mrs. Clauses I've sat here And wondered

50 8.Santa Diss Track n Paul!22 Christmases ain't heard from you at all Now maybe cuz I'm naughty Or maybe cuz I'm nice Or maybe cuz I met ... z I'm nice Or maybe cuz I met Mrs. Claus and hit it twice Sneaking down my chimney Homie that's a crime Breaking in and entering You just crossed the line Got no ... North But I'm from Ohio(fact) Christmas round the corner Get your merch Link in bio(Uh Logan Paul you use your song to plug your merch?) Yeah boy I'm the Maverick ... e Daddy Daddy Paul Yeah M

51 1.The Old Man's Back In Town(Originally Performed by Garth Brooks) elves and Mrs. Claus Have been waitin' all year too Now they're hookin' up his reindeer And they're loadin' down his sleigh So take my advice ... The carolers have sung Every Christmas song they know And the kids a

52 33.Mrs. Santa Claus(Digitally Remastered) -暫存33.Mrs. Santa Claus(Digitally Remastered) Who feeds the reindeer all their hay Who wraps the gifts and packs the sleigh Who's helpi ... Who's helping Santa every day Mrs. Santa Claus Who keeps his red suit looking nice Who does he turn to for advice Who gives the brownies all their spice ... the brownies all their spice Mrs. Santa Claus She pitter-patters all around the workshop The whole year long Amid the happy clatter of the workshop She sings a m ... hop S

53 1.Chris To The Mas hat makes Christmas Christmas here And Christmas there It's the Chris to the mas That makes me sing About ... mas That makes me sing About Christmas here About Christmas there It's the Chris to the mas Ho ho ho(repeat) Everybody's singing out loud About the Chris to the mas That makes ... e Chris to the mas That makes Christmas The most specail time of the year Everybody loves to have a good time It's the Chris to the mas Oh oh oh Santa claus With ... mas

54 1.Against The World star on a Christmas tree shining bright like easter spring all about the bills like Clinton and ... ut the bills like Clinton and Mrs Hillary prodigy of greatness peakin

55 7.Santa Claus Is Selling Crack spirit of christmas Crack and Claus go hand in hand When ... nd Claus go hand in hand When christmas comes around you will be surprised For Santa's selling crack to children each and every size No longer does he care if you ... he's laughing all the way Now Mrs. Claus doesn't approve of jolly old st. nick Roaming streets of Oakland pushing drugs to kids But times have changed dolls and t ... If your dreaming of a'white' Christmas Santa's got the goods Rather

56 4.Angels With Dirty Faces call you Mrs. Frost Because the feelings that we lost Are never coming back They're frozen in the past You're forgotten And I won't be the on ... be the one That you kiss This Christmas You never really gave But you sure did like to take So I decided that for once I'd give myself a break Oh I let you go I w ... in fact instead I'll call you Mrs. Frost Because the feelings that we lost Are never coming back They're frozen in the past You're forgotten And I won't be the on ...

57 1.Reincarnation ant to be Mrs Pew And live in an avenue; I want to have bing-bong chimes and a bathroom with a champagne suite. In my candlewick dressing grow ... ok so; I'd prefer to stick to Mrs Beaton; Have a hob that I can then re-heat on; Use my toaster with the ears of wheat on; I will do a lot with Oxo. I want to be ... r; Make them gather round the Christmas table; And eat until to move

58 1.A Child's Christmas in Wales a Story A Child's Christmas in Wales a Story One Christmas was so much like the other in those years around the sea-town corner now out of all sound except the distant speaking of t ... ights when I was six. All the Christmases roll down towards the two-tongued sea like a cold and headlong moon bundling down the sky that was our street; and they ... arol-singing sea and out come Mrs. Prothero and the firemen. It was on the afternoon of the day of ... n the afternoon of the

59 4.I Took My Harp to a Party Party Christmas is comin' Christmas is comin' Christmas is comin' again But that never thrills me the thought of it chills me I tell you it fills me with pain It makes me remembe ... h pain It makes me remember a Christmas gone by When I was extremely upset A night in December an evening that I Would very much rather forget For I took me harp ... darned thing away They asked Mrs Morgan to play her mouth-organ And somebody else did a dance They Let ... ody el

60 4.Too Deep For The Intro liff like Mrs Huckstable These boys got them hoslters and clips they pack like lunchables Like white boys in grade school We ate school made f ... say that I'm gifted as if I'm Christmas shopping I got gangsta niggas

61 5.Too Deep for the Intro liff like Mrs Huckstable These boys got them hoslters and clips they packed like lunchables Like white boys in grade school While we ate schoo ... say that I'm gifted as if I'm Christmas shopping I got gangsta niggas

62 7.Surabaya-Santa spend my Christmases alone And so au revoir Nick It's grand Nick I don't pretend to understand Nick I saw you look at Blitzen long and loving ... As the latest in the line of'Mrs. Claus'-es I've sat here and wonder

63 2.When Santa Comes To Town Home For Christmas2.When Santa Comes To Town(Peanut) The days are growing shorter And the nights are growing colder We know Santa's o ... BubbaJ) When I fight with the Mrs. There's no place to hide So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide(All) Sleigh bells sleigh bells such a joyest sound Everyone has a special wish when Santa c ... ryone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around And Santa comes

64 3.Santa Is A Redneck Home For Christmas3.Santa Is A Redneck I was working at the Exxon station About40 miles north of Bowling Green I saw a bright red lig ... creen door I could see inside Mrs. Clause was on the couch with tobac

65 10.The Cafe tening to Mrs. Clyne Call me crazy or lazy I don't mind As long as you worry I wish you'd show up today I don't want to grow in this cafe I'm ... fe I'm waiting for you like a Christmas day So please please hurry I'

66 1.From Head to Mistletoe under the christmas tree Unwrap me because it's christmas eve Everyones sleeping but we're far from dreaming And baby I knew that you'd be there Cause I left cookies by the stairs ... ing wrong So I'll pretend I'm Mrs Claus Naught or nice Let's turn off

67 5.Zenta Claus smacking Mrs. Claus around the house And now Mrs. Claus wants to be a miss again Escaping the North Pole when she can Yes she can yes she can Because who needs a man? When you w ... ly miles in his sleigh Todays Christmas' standards are like sky high; A real beard fat belly able to fly He tried zen-yoga and lots of superfood But stress this e ... Mr. Claus Is ehm... smacking Mrs. Claus around the house And now Mrs. Claus wants to be a miss again Esc

68 3.Too Fat for the Chimney(Original) o how can christmas begin I don't see how i'll get the presents i've been looking for i knew while sittin' on his lap in that department store ... y chubby o so rub a dub tubby mrs. christmas's hubby never get down never get down He's too fat for the chimney he's too fat for the chimney so open the door and let p ... without santa claus o how can christmas begin? One day i saw him on t

69 2.Mrs. Claus cci-Not A Christmas Album2.Mrs. Claus[Parody of'Stacy's Mom' by Fountains Of Wayne] ... s Mom' by Fountains Of Wayne] Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Santa's been looking over his naughty list(Naughty list) And when he gets to me you know he's gonna b ... her underneath the mistletoe Mrs. Claus has got it going on She's all I want and I've waited all ye

70 23.Christmas Spirits -暫存23.Christmas Spirits'Hey why don't you sit down children. Grandpa'll tell you a little story. Not so long time ago perhaps it was e ... ago perhaps it was even last Christmas who's to say. The following story took place in far north. In a beautiful place where northern lights dance in the wintry ... nta Claus lives together with Mrs. Santa and countless elves and other creatures. Usually things go as planned but one day somehow one of the elves found Santa's

71 4.Give Us A Chance ht Before Christmas - A Musical Fantasy4.Give Us A Chance I'm rapper Rudolph I'm ... ce I'm rapper Rudolph I'm Mrs. Claus We gets no respect from Sant

72 1.Christmas Dragnet(Remastered) g-暫存1.Christmas Dragnet(Remastered) Hang up your stocking yetJoe? Yeah just before I come down. You too Frank? Always do. Hung it up e ... orrowJoe? Whatcha gonna do on Christmas? Ya got any plans? Nothing much. Why don't you come by the houseJoe? We're gonna have ... he houseJoe? We're gonna have Christmas dinner. You know all the trimmings. Mm-hmm. Turkey celery stuffing oysters maybe chestnuts. Mm-hmm. All the trimmings. Cra ... Love to have ya. Mm-hmm. The (|

73 7.Tragic Events Part II lcomed by Mrs Deborah Bouldger the52-year-old proprietress'Well hello girls' A women of enormous proportions who lives with her own3 children ... ive new games. Every few days Mrs Bouldger introduces the girls to one of their many uncles'Eva Lyn say hello to your uncle Mark''Heeey' These uncles seemingly en ... ays like their new uncles but Mrs Bouldger is always quick to remind them that'family is family' and'blood is thicker than water' The conjoined sisters are not po ...

74 8.Sandy Fishnets rly days. Mrs. Bulger let her go away. All her uncles drove her off to play. We would see them kissing on the lake. Time went by and Sandy's a ... andy what are we sailing for? Christmas morning1993 Presents waiting underneath the tree. There's a box for me a box for me. No gift for poor old Sandy to be seen ... rald said he liked Christine. Mrs. Bulgar said she had to leave. Thre

75 5.What a Funny Christmas -Bells of Christmas5.What a Funny Christmas Fortune favours fools yes this really beats the band'Santa Claus' who crossed streets upon his hands In the guise of r ... he laws All because of father Christmas'Santa Claus' refrain: Oh oh what a funny ... ' refrain: Oh oh what a funny Christmas Oh oh what a funny day The clue to the riddle isn't there Is he really'Father ... n't there Is he really'Father Christmas' Or a crazy millionaire Oh oh oh all the chil

76 4.She Said She'd Be Mine e of near mrs. Did the talkin' when I said That princesses were fairytales And magic's just for kids But she made me a believer when she said ... t was home Now every night is christmas eve'cause she lays gently by

77 18.Please Mr Sun(Original Mix) Ray-Merry Christmas With Johnnie Ray18.Please Mr Sun(Original Mix) Talk to her please Mr. Sun Speak to her Mr. Rainbow And take her un ... ind Sing to her Mr. Robin And Mrs. Moonlight put in a word for me Tel

78 15.Mr.& Mrs. Santa Claus r>15.Mr.& Mrs. Santa Claus GeorgeJones& Tammy Wynette Honey the snow outside is softly fallin' The kids are all tucked in and fast asleep ... g as there's a holiday called Christmas As long as there's a snowflake left to fall There ain't nobody gonna keep true love from callin' us Mr. and ... love from callin' us Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus Honey do you remember our first ... ney do you remember our first Christmas? Standin' by that poor old Christmas tree And

79 17.The Night Santa Went Crazy(Extra Gory) eye'Merry Christmas to all- now you're all gonna die!' The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' a ... for unemployment And they say Mrs. Clause she's on the phone every ni

80 1.The Night Santa Went Crazy(Extra Gory Version) eye'Merry Christmas to all... now you're all gonna die!' The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' ... for unemployment And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every nig

81 1.Wu Banga his eyes Mrs. Parks said'Brother Starks meet you at the numbers spot Heard you got red tops out and I want a lot' Shirley fainted dead on the ... ully swing the B seven series Christmas lights Too bright Ghost is co

82 54.Drop That A** My little mrs christmas Can you excuse me for thinkin

83 8.Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass down your Christmas tree Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home'cause they ain't got nothing else to do Santa's loaded with attitu ... been closed by an auditor And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropracto

84 11.Even Santa Needs a Break Sometimes Flippin' Christmas Volumes 1 and 211.Even Santa Needs a Break Sometimes Well after ... reak Sometimes Well after Christmas time he heads to a warmer spot He grabs a snorkel& fins and he checks out the reefs He cuts back on cookies cause he's at ... okies cause he's at the beach Mrs. Claus comes too and she does yoga And she sends'thank you' cards to the elves who work hard To make ... e elves who work hard To make Christmas toys for the girls and boys But

85 68.Mrs. Santa Claus 暫存268.Mrs. Santa Claus作詞Jack Fulton Hazel Houle Lois Steele Who feeds the reindeer all their hay? Who wraps the gifts and packs the sl ... ho's helping Santa every day? Mrs. Santa Claus Who keeps his red suit looking nice? Who does he turn to for advice? Who gives the brownies all their spice? ... the brownies all their spice? Mrs. Santa Claus She pitter patters all around the workshop The whole year long Amid the happy clatter of the workshop She sings a m ..

86 11.Mrs. Santa Claus(Remastered) King Cole-Christmas Music11.Mrs. Santa Claus(Remastered) Who feeds the reindeer all their hay? Who wraps the gifts and packs the sleigh? Who's helping Santa ... ho's helping Santa every day? Mrs. Santa Claus Who keeps his red suit looking nice? Who does he turn to for advice? Who gives the brownies all their spice? ... the brownies all their spice? Mrs. Santa Claus She pitter patters all around the workshop The whole year long Amid the happy clatter of the works

87 2.Mrs. Santa Claus-1990 Digital Remaster King Cole-Christmas For Kids: From One To Ninety-Two2. ... : From One To Ninety-Two2.Mrs. Santa Claus-1990 Digital Remaster Who feeds the reindeer all their hay? Who wraps the gifts and packs the sleigh? Who's hel ... ho's helping Santa every day? Mrs. Santa Claus Who keeps his red suit looking nice? Who does he turn to for advice? Who gives the brownies all their spice? ... the brownies all their spice? Mrs. Santa Claus She pitter patters all around the wor

88 5.The Curse Of Millhaven-2011- Remaster How last Christmas Bill Blake's little boy didn't come home They found him the next week up in One Mile creek With his head bashed in and his ... In a cruel twist of fate old Mrs. Colgate Was stabbed but the job was not complete Well the last thing she said before the cops pronounced her dead Was'My killer ... drowned the Baley kid stabbed Mrs. Colgate I admit Did the handyman w

89 25.Bizarre Christmas Incident 5.Bizarre Christmas Incident作詞 Ben Folds Ho ho ho play it grandpa Yeah play it let's tell them a little story About what happened this ... tory About what happened this Christmas Yeah tell them tell'em'bout Christmas Christmas eve I didn't get much sleep I kept hearing things heavy breathing from the chimney Who could it be? I'll tell you what it ... y call the lawyers fast'Cause Mrs. Clause is gonna sue my ass Hey hey hey Okay grandpa step up Sing in thi

90 15.Mrs. Santa Claus -暫存15.Mrs. Santa Claus作詞 Skip Ewing Now everybody's heard of ... wing Now everybody's heard of Mrs. Santa Claus Everybody knows she's Santa's wife Every ... nows she's Santa's wife Every Christmas Eve she sits up all alone An' waits till he gets home again all right He says'Don't you cry or worry ... e says'Don't you cry or worry Mrs. Santa Claus After all these years the reindeer know their way You know ho-ho I love you ... way You know ho-ho I love

91 1.Santa Drives a Pickup ickup Christmas Eve was comin the elves were feelin low Santa Claus was sweating cos there wasn't any snow The weather went all crazy the ... all the roads Santa winked at Mrs. Claus she said'honey come home soon easy on the milk and cookies remember I love you' Santa waved and hit the gas and boy that ... their presents underneath the Christmas tree Santa was contented as he turned out all the lights He said'Merry ... all the lights He said'Merry Christmas one a

92 4.A Russian Film in Snow now a christmas wedding holy dayhoneymoon in white seclusiondown to love and lonely love a russian film in snow! gusverda gusverdinemr.+ ... snow! gusverda gusverdinemr.+ mrs. schiwagoit all ends up in tragedya ruskij film in sniegel a drama love+ beautyabstracts itself in poetrylove and death clash so ... agedy gusverda gusverdinemr.+ mrs. schiwagoit all ends up in tragedya ruskij film in sniegel lyrics from the dark sidethe icewind still plays holy hate a russian ... s

93 5.Red Christmas 5.Red Christmas Well Santa's makin' toys for all the girls'n' boys Even for their parents so they can get their joys So I wrote him a ... ha CHORUS It's gonna be a Red Christmas It's gonna be a Red Christmas It's gonna be a Red Christmas It's gonna be a ho ho ho Well red is my sleigh and Rudolph's nose ... my sleigh and Rudolph's nose Mrs. Claus is wearin' red panty hose When my weather gets cold red is my nose So is my?XO! when I forget my clothes Now I

94 48.As Long As There's Christmas s There's Christmas There is more to this time of year Than sleigh bells and holly Mistletoe and snow Those things come and go Much deeper ... ever know As long as there's Christmas I truly believe That hope is the greatest of the gifts we'll recieve As long as there's ... ll recieve As long as there's Christmas we'll all be just fine A star shines above us lighting your Way and mineJust as long as there's ... d mineJust as long as there's Christmas There will be

95 21.Wu Banga101'(feat. Cappadonna GZA Masta Killa Raekwon his eyes Mrs. Parks said'Brother Starks meet you at the numbers spot Heard you got red tops out and I want a lot' Shirley fainted dead on the ... ully swing the B seven series Christmas lights too bright Ghost is co

96 6.Ghostface X-mas- Album Version(Edited) toys off Mrs. Claus Mrs. Claus bring me my robe& my slippers I gotta go! Smell the pinetrees in the air sleigh bells are ringing Toy stores are out of c ... ids singing That night before Christmas dashing through the snow Rudolph the Reindeer red nose that glow It's all about the candycanes and ... all about the candycanes and Christmas list North Pole and that chubby jolly old Saint Nick The little elves getting busy in Santa workshop And how gingerbread m ... ve We

97 36.Santa Clause Is Thumbing To Town ht before Christmas And up at the North Pole Everybody's going crazy Every thing's out of control The toy shop is on fire The toys melting on ... the shelves And you can hear Mrs. Claus screaming'I warned you never trust those elves'? Unless something drastic happens fast Say hello to the ghost of ... ast Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past Because Rudolph's puking boughs of holly Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly And the sleigh's in the shop'Cause it's ... op'Cause

98 59.Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town ht before Christmas And up at the North Pole Everybody's going crazy Everything's out of control The toy shop is on fire The toys melting on t ... the shelves And you can hear Mrs. Claus screaming I warned you never trust those elves Unless something drastic happens fast Say hello to the ghost of ... ast Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past Because Rudolph's puking boughs of holly Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly And the sleigh's in the shop'Cause it's ... op'Cause i

99 73.Santa Claus Is Thimbing To Town ht before Christmas And up at the North Pole Everybody's going crazy Everything's out of control The toy shop is on fire The toys melting on t ... the shelves And you can hear Mrs. Claus screamingâ€½I warned you never trust those elvesâ€ Unless something drastic happens fast Say hello to the ghost of ... ast Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past Because Rudolph's puking boughs of holly And old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly And the sleigh's in the shop'Cause i .

100 70.Mr.& Mrs. Santa Claus r>70.Mr.& Mrs. Santa Claus Tammy Wynette feat. GeorgeJones Honey the snow outside is softly fallin' The kids are all tucked in and fast as ... g as there's a holiday called Christmas As long as there's a snowflake left to fall There ain't nobody gonna keep true love from callin' us Mr. and ... love from callin' us Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus Honey do you remember our first ... ney do you remember our first Christmas? Standin' by that poor old Christmas tree And