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1 1.Bread and Better pite the distance From buying a mansion I'll try I'll keep on fighting thats right偶爾會不知所措長大如此寂寞但說放棄只是說說振作高呼一聲又來過 I'm biting my tongue but that ... t I said But I gotta go get this bread It's through me that I do everything that I can for you I wake up get money I work grind repeat Tryna move steady Leave my ... move steady Leave my name in history Building up my legacy Growing to a better me Pressure makes diamond So

2 4.Who(feat. Young Thug) We make this money everywhere Everywhere everywhere everywhere everywhere These niggas straight outta the hood They going to Par ... tta the hood They going to Paris That whip that we whipping exotic These Bitches exotic on gas[Producer Tag] Metro Boomin want some more nigga[Hook: Young Thug] P ... ture] Check Gang Let's have a moment of silence for niggas Ain't round with us(ha ah ah) Doing booking come through(hoo) Splash on niggas on the gas on niggas(yea ... threw a young

3 12.Smoke Break the fuck is going on? When did we buy a bowl?[Verse1: Chance The Rapper] We just been smoking a bowl We don't got no time to roll I'm always ... milk in the bowl She don't be cooking at all She just put weed in the bowl She don't have time for herself She putting points on the board yes You know she carry ... ce The Rapper] Let me crack this blunt Slow it down for a second Break it down oh She said'let me lick th ... own oh She said'let me lick this blunt' Slow it dow

4 3.30 Naz the fuck is going on? How this pack lookin man? Man2- My nigga I'm out here everything good I got it Man- The fuck does that mean nigga? How much money do you h ... have? How much did you make this far Man2- Bro I got the money my nigga I got it Man- Fuck all th ... igga I got it Man- Fuck all this I got the money. This nigga East be back in town in like3-4 days my nigga Man2- Aite my nigga and I'm out here I'm clicking off my nigga everything ... cking off my ni

5 3.Get Yours e problem is you to scared to put your all in it You rather call it quits but when you down you call for help And then the ... ou call for help And then the moment that you get up you all for self I know you well and that's the reason for the cycle that I'm tryna break You boys rather con ... niggas thirsty and your life is what it could be costing That's the real ain't no need for handouts just handups you getting yours stand up you getting yours sta ... ] Bills need paying

6 9.B.E.T. Cypher keep our distance from those those acting like hoes Zany imposed weed in my clothes cubics ... sed weed in my clothes cubics is gold Your wig'll get told put the realest niggas Niggas product of cap pillers gangbangers and dealers Streets keep watching aye ... it a ménageà two or maybe trois Baby girl need a papa I be her dada Coochie smacking give pra ... dada Coochie smacking give praise to Allah Get blazed in my car with Oxymoron Rock Rock got it Rock came from r

7 14.YoungJesus p Bobby This that95 shit right here Take'em back to the90s![Verse1: Logic] Okay now take a trip inside my mind like you was off to Venice It's ... ice It's me and B-I-G L-N-B-O cooking like chemists Take them back to way back when like Denn ... ack to way back when like Dennis The Menace Causing mayhem on the come up like a young apprentice Smoking weed and getting higher then a flight attendant Hip-hop ... uck all that back and forth this ain't a game of tenni

8 1.Count It ng(Wrong) Mom saying'follow your dreams remain strong'(Strong)'Even when that music ... (Strong)'Even when that music is mean just play along'(Play along) Hit the keys on'em(keys on'em) melodies on'em('dies on em) Pull a Rollie out the case put the f ... hole world wondering what I'm cooking up(You wondering) You know what the fuck I'm ... g) You know what the fuck I'm cooking up(You know it) Ain't a rap I ever drop that y'all ain't looking up(Look it up) On that jumbo

9 11.Peace Sign ry'bout this thing called fucking Hey girl lemme tell you a little story'bout th ... ell you a little story'bout this thing called fucking Lay you on your back got your legs in the air like a peace sign Lay you on your back got your legs wide open ... d like Cassie I be counting this money You can get freaky while you're rolling my Cali[Verse1: Rick Ross] Fornication in the Fontainebleau4 or5 of them bitches co ... ell you a little story'bout this thing called fucking He

10 6.This Is The Game ch6.This Is The Game[Intro] A lot of people told me about the game They said if the game wasn't fake then why would you play it Welcome t ... ay it Welcome to life Lil B This is the game[Verse1] Mom just had a stroke I don't know what to do She said she's okay but ... to do She said she's okay but is she telling the truth I'ma keep on rolling as life's unfolding Moving fast and not knowing Th ... Moving fast and not knowing This life is c

11 10.Phone one This is a story about love About the beauty of having it And the agony of losing it Nah those ain't h ... of losing it Nah those ain't his kids but shit they might as well be He kept food on that table made sure they was nice and healthy They got a dead-beat father bu ... addy He can't figure out why his children's mom is so unhappy He notice little things she starting arguments more often And he ain't coming home to that plate of food like before w .

12 6.D.U.(Divine Unity)[feat. Nature] all I do is triumph Weed in my hand nigga David and Goliath Praying to God the oil spills will dry up While we looking for millionaires to ti ... In the beast's abdomen sleep is hazardous When you share air with dealers fiends and savages Freedom ... rs fiends and savages Freedom is every nigga dream even when life challenges I'd rather be here than eating three squares and circle in the yard As a man it hurts ... u even more to know before a visit they search a nigga

13 1.Dreams rich uh? Momma never thought I'll make it this way Bitches really on my dick now When I think about it ain't shit changed We dream of being rich wow! We really dreams of being ... lly dreams of being rich wow! Momma never... Yo yo..[Verse1] Imagine if I stopped rhymin' and settle for top ramen Got content with the crib that my pop's lyin' n ... cautious If you come across this instrumental's caucus It may leave you nauseous Cause when I'm on it it's guaranteed death wh

14 2.Racin' g when my mom stopped breathing Watch my cousin get locked after4 cops beat him Hit the gas I just can't stop speeding Someone tell these bops ... hese bops I do not need'em I miss my daughter man this world got me sick I'm in a cheap hotel buying more bricks3 letter boys got me sweating in my sleep Rolling up in the morning whit ... th a dancer Mind racing all this time that I'm facing Times changing friends dieing in cages I used to ride dirty but now I'm low key ...

15 1.BET Cypher y more polished than99% of the scholars you thought had graduated I'm the master that masturbated on ya favorite MC'Til the industry had wante ... ou either corny or an opportunist I let you eat now go back to church and steal crackers at communion What I been doing? I'm about to crack the Da Vinci Code yeah ... d a sensitive rapper back in his pajama clothes Ha-ha joke's on you high-five I'm bulletproof your shots will never penetrate Pin a tail on a donkey boy you been ...

16 3.All Over Again Uh yeah this is on some'Can It Be C.R.E.A.M.' shit Right here too yeah word up take it there for these niggas You know? Word up yo uh huh remin ... know? Word up yo uh huh reminisce nigga Word up nice sunny day rainy day Preferable for you and yours let's blow yo Who would've thought I would of made it y'all ... y'all trying to be RZA had a vision instead of cooking coke in the kitchen He told the God hit the booth and start spitting At first it was a dream to me

17 11.Emergency Man passport is stamped one change exchange currency Or try to meet me half way just like Fergie's[?] You better go on my shitstorm ... You better go on my shitstorm is hard to beat In all honesty philosophy thoughts It gets deeper quicker than the economy drops Follow the leader the speaker's gon ... speaker's gon' probably pop This is more than a verse it's electrical shock M-P on the beat no military police Know a Newport New York minute New York streets Find a ... e th

18 4.Tweakin' yJ and Chris Brown on Celebrity Deathmatch Where the latter of the two get h ... re the latter of the two get his neck slashed Or slapping a paraplegic with a pair of crutches Or wiping my ass with Rosie O'Donnell's mustache I got Martha Stewa ... mustache I got Martha Stewart cooking yola Molly in the cherry cola rub it on your areolas She let me cactus the cat backwards And vacuumed the seeds from out of ... he mice Might pull a suicide mission and dip with the doors

19 3.A Queens Story 美好人生(Life Is Good)3.A Queens Story Rest in peace to BlackJust Riding throughJamaica Queens in h ... ing throughJamaica Queens in his black truck Timbs was forty below waves to the side of h ... y below waves to the side of his dome Definition of good nigga yo Gangsters don't die niggas only become immortal Angels don't only fly they walk right before you ... front of you it's foul what this money could do Cash corrupts the loyal I hung with E-Money too Th

20 7.The Only One n that racist shit ceased I met some sisters out in Mozambique who asked me Wh ... éunion An Island on the coast that was conquered by the French a long time ago A true foe like I'm Franco ... ago A true foe like I'm Francois cam shy I gotta stand by my blood like BLOOD Though I am not them I pretend to be me every now and then Even though some days I w ... sn't proud of kin? I was childish then found a style again Lost my self trying to follow men Reading books t

21 1.Super Momma r>1.Super Momma Don't know how you did it(but you did) some way you managed(you managed) to ra ... you managed(you managed) to raise six kids and serve out on this planet they named you Lillian You must have been heaven sent God ... ust have been heaven sent God is your friend cause he gave you the strength stronger than Winnie Mandela you're my Michelle Obama you're one bad super mama So tod ... g in fear now its on your son is home now and you put family fir

22 2.Be The Same e ceiling mom telling me these millions Mom telling me kill it world told us we are nothing we[?]most of the building She ... we[?]most of the building She is doing coke in my bathroom[?]my bathroom Bring me the hoes these folks ... Bring me the hoes these folks is a classroom She keeps to herself that you You just keep her company I am the headline nigga Your girl open up for me her friends ... ld them it was meeting[?]that is what I said I can't be your super

23 4.The Whole World Needs A Kitchen Morgan-This Ole Boy4.The Whole World Needs A Kitchen We live in a drive-through generation About the closest thing to a home cooked m ... st thing to a home cooked mea Is a crazy made-in-three We hardly ever gather at our table Life's too busy to be a family Now if you ask me The whole world needs a ... e live in The smell of supper cooking on the stove Food for the soul and a taste of mama's w ... e soul and a taste of mama's wisdom Tired daddy dragging through

24 27.Crazy Love skinny waist As she slept ass fat Practically no covers left on my side of the bed Deep after a couple of weeks Asking about past freaks beef ... reaks beefing like Nas and Kelis Bust windows out my car likeJasmine Sullivan's song I ain't know whether to marry her or kidnap her no ... to marry her or kidnap her noisy mom We off an on until the coffin If I lost her I'd be blue like the homie from The Watchmen That mixture of love and hate that'll m ... est[Verse Two]: P

25 4.A Queens Story NAS-Life Is Good4.A Queens Story[Verse1] Rest in peace to BlackJust Riding throughJamaica Queens in h ... ing throughJamaica Queens in his black truck Timbs was forty below waves to the side of h ... y below waves to the side of his dome Definition of good nigga yo Gangsters don't die niggas only become immortal Angels don't only fly they walk right before you ... front of you it's foul what this money could do Cash corrupts the loyal I hung with E-Money too The

26 18.Killer's Remorse ow nobody is with me Nobody to threaten that they about come get me I w ... hat they about come get me I wish I could go back to where we began I ish you was alive so I could kill you again I w ... so I could kill you again I wish we had more paths to cross Nobody even cares if they survive my loss My killer's remorse[Verse1] For we are the same should be l ... e like God'cause God kills indiscriminately I'm so christian I'm so muslim Super size on your m

27 3.Son of Yvonne tension A mom's intervention Tryina save her son from the worse fate Getting home after8 when she work late Thank god for nana I was in the co ... u did when I was a kid Cause his mad friends ain't wanna be born But I'm glad that I'm the son of Yvonne Son of Yvonne better get the best grades Couple of B's a ... be ditching school Every week is like a Friday ritual You got a mind of your own so let it be known Son of Yvone sharp as a kitchen tool All I do I do it for you ...

28 11.Fuck Something Day no Christmas no datesJust straight up fuckin you feel me?[Verse1] I just had a threesome could've been a threesome But now that she want s ... ick taste just like candy I'm cooking dope and Burberry because I'm kinda fancy I'm scrape with a as she wanna fuckin she can hell it I don't take no chances like ... na fuck something You get me his girlfriend baby I just wanna cut something Gucci wanna fuck something Flocka wanna cut something Th ... Flocka wanna cut something Th

29 7.That's What Girls Are For God rest his soul He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl Smack my ... ing and smoke a bowl Smack my mom upside the head“Make me a sandwich” ... sandwich” is what he said Yeah That's what girls are for That's what girls are for Sewing ... t's what girls are for Sewing cooking being good looking That's what girls are for That's what girls are for Love me rub me suck my nubby! Anyone can see when you ... 's what girls are for Even my mom agrees! That's

30 7.Bang!!!! our damn sister Every time you on that liquor all you do ... you on that liquor all you do is damn lick up Big hurter lil man I'm dogging that Getting that are you getting that like a of head rollers Gonna rip like that I l ... a hairdo I'm a whip til my wrist hurt I'm a get it to the dessert Eat her up like dessert I heard you been a bad bitch I did my research Oh you know it you sexy ... I think got it all from your mom Please correct me girl if I'm wrong Easy your

31 1.Goblin you need is me someone to talk to Uh it's been a while since our last session So tell me what's been going on I'm not a f*cking role model(I ... a f*cking role model(I know this) I'm a19 year old f*cking emotional coaster with pipe dreams Since Kanye tweeted telling people he's bumping all of my shit These ... e I tell b*tches I'm Wood Harris(As you should) From Philly to Paris I'm getting these weird stares At skateparks and airports all in the year it's weird Yonkers

32 3.Haagen Dazs Scrilla bars we disperse Any charges that we incur are reimbursed I'mma need a receipt for the weed and the Tecates Money front and center that's the ... for the glitter and jewels This is for the pizza delivering fools I got told you deliver pizza Nah Wax did that So hopefully I can pass some back to ya'll Thirty pe ... rippin' Fuck you and your fat mom if you ain't tippin' I'm way freaking better than your man at rap You girls way freaking wetter than a damn wet nap We're no

33 6.Chaos(The Recipe) g me she wished we never broke up In the back of my mind I'm like so what She said Mike why you so fucked up I said what you talking bout she ... he hung up Damn and guess who is laying next to me Yeah it's her home girl Destiny I can't believed she came here and tested me For chaos th ... ere and tested me For chaos this is the recipe(x3) Ain't no telling what the side effects could be? For chaos th ... effects could be? For chaos this is the recipe(Say It)

34 12.Mama Told Me I'm on this million dollar mission Mama told me I was special thank god I l ... me I was special thank god I listened My environment never let me be a pretender Similar interest with them dope boys but I was different The hoop dreaming only c ... g black man living with unrealistic dreams But luckily I've seen some unreal ... luckily I've seen some unrealist things A child from the city took the good route Always fit in and always stood out complex Layered rather

35 2.Till Death wanted this to work But apparently you don't Now you got me looking crazy While I'm watching you alone You might just say That I've up and lo ... I'm a make you keep your promise You were my everything you gave me a diamond ring Made me be the chick all these bitches was hating While I was waiting things w ... for your lies How'd I waste this time How I did not know why you were out there prying On these immature chicks while I'm at home p ... ure chicks while I'm at home p(

36 11.Not Enough Words grill I'm cooking in the stew Same shit that's on the grill gave me leather for the boot If they make me take the stand then I'm lying through ... yrical graffiti Drug roll precise like a hooker with the dice Butcher with the knife you get tooken for your life So much to say it's so little time and shitty Ki ... ide my shorts[Verse2] My life is like a movie blizzard with the shottie Hookah house on(?) Chilling in the lobby Yes I'm living gnarly the40 ounce of Barley Open ...

37 6.Cold Nights In Boston much on this why get fucked over Sitting right on the stove thinking about[?] ... n the stove thinking about[?] Cooking out wake you up and I ain't talking about vultures Ain't never saw the rock I'm just bringing you closer. My back against th ... at game You ain't never had a mom so you got no love Thinking back to your past so ... Thinking back to your past so is so fucked up. Fast forward to the time that your boy locked up Break a deal out the hood nigger never he

38 5.Pandemonium ll I need is a kilo a apron show me the stove General electric perfected ... ve General electric perfected cooking them O's No more peanut butter sandwiches now we looking at loaves Hoes I need a condom for my toast busting in these niggas ... p the kid off Welcome to organised crime Money got me excited I'm coming four or five times The'45 for you niggas with9 lives Penthouse on college money long as O ... slipping off in the synagogue Issue you your warrant informant

39 8.Cookin' Keys e kitchen cooking up bananas Cameras on the roofs with the police scanners By any means I'm a get these papers Ride with a nigga or catch thes ... g Paz on point so he putting his brothers on Steez still the same get you murked by a gutter john Head in the streets cause the whip ... in the streets cause the whip is spacious Benz stretched out legs feel like a spaceship Cheques ain't clear I'm hitting y'all with the facts If the cheque never c ... heque never came I'd hit your

40 22.Now We're Cooking Now We're Cooking In the kitchen it's the place to be. We need a recipe for a delicacy. Call ... a recipe for a delicacy. Call mom and dad cause you'll need their help. Take the cookbook off the shelf. Grap the pots and find the pans. Put your chef's hat on i ... ou need to know to know. It's cooking time. Everybody won't you take take a look at me. A culinary rhyme. ... look at me. A culinary rhyme. Cooking with my friends is as easy as one two three. You're

41 8.Another Year To Wait nder The Mistletoe8.Another Year To Wait Hold onto the way you're feeling Go outside for a minute To see the snow fall And it'll take ... l take your breath away on Christmas day Find a tree for trimming Mom is in the kitchen cooking We'll gather later but it never feels the same As Chr ... it never feels the same As Christmas day Everybody ever green Talking about the branches on the family tree The little ones will go outside To revel in the magic

42 7.That's D-Block ow who it is You had that feeling when you seen us Right?[Hook: Styles P] They be p ... ght?[Hook: Styles P] They be pissy drunk and mad high(Yeah that's D-Block) Them niggas ... h that's D-Block) Them niggas is mad live They be in shootouts and knife fights(Yeah that's D-Block) Shit real life right? They be in the hood with them crimey ni ... y'all haters that y'all time is up I tie a nigga mom up beat her with a crowbar Grab the vice grips rip her motherfuckin

43 11.Outro ork Otherwise I'm cooking. Wipe my forehead with my shirt mom never made supper'Alex what is dessert?' But what bird could front on a free birch to perch as they learn to live life and adulthood lurks And that's mediocrity ... ee so rare With the truth in his face like emo hair And that campground my ... o hair And that campground my mom played Pokeno thereJust to afford groceries to Spose l ... to afford groceries to Spose listen closely My rhymes my

44 1.Intro n... you miss me? I miss you too I know it's been a while... But I got plans for you... But first thing I plan on doing.. ... first thing I plan on doing.. Is fucking smacking your head off You stupid bitch fuck I look like R&B singer? Huh? It's fucking gorilla rap right here nigga Helta ... song Yeah! Magnum Force in this muthafucka! Black Mafia for life Down with some real niggaz for life! Ha hah Aiyo yoJamon tell them niggas what we here for... We ... ighting fair t

45 15.Kick Push II(Album Version) w what it is(Haha uh uh come on) When the cops didn't find him for grindin' though They kinda blew the vibe figured it was time to go Plus he ... tle money it's for my little sister and her little tummy.' Wasn't lyin' though didn't go buy hydro Went to the restuarant and bought two gyros'Cause he knew they ... ros'Cause he knew they wasn't cooking where he lived Da-kook-akook-akook's now took him to the crib A little hurt from the rail he took into the ribs Right bast t ...

46 8.Put That Shit Up ub deuces is how we do that there yo[Lac:]If you ride with an ugly chick than put that bitch in[Mannie:]Get you a dime that's how you do the d ... f your ghetto black crow of this game Slide me200 G's and I'll do anything I'm gonna live it up and all ... I'm gonna live it up and all Mom how your son is known to ball I put22's on everything I car TheJag the Bentley Rolls-Royce the house hold Hung out with Bobby- Ate breakfast with ... ney Made it official New York is

47 2.Winter Paradise ays Of Christmas(燦爛的聖誕季節)2.Winter Parad ... mas(燦爛的聖誕季節)2.Winter Paradise作詞 Beyonce Knowles George Michael Kelendria Rowland Michelle Williams Th ... a Rowland Michelle Williams This is how I feel about Christmas I'm doing one time too It's the smell of pine it's the Chr ... the smell of pine it's the Christmas lights It's the feeling of God it's that good ol' Egg Nog It's the blessed faces it's them happy babies It

48 7.No Matter What Never satisfied just like my mom With10 mill' sitting' in the treasury bond When i roll dice just respect my arm You can't put me on the level Cause i'm level be ... mouse So sit me i'm pourin' cris to the curb All i got to do is just give a chick a word Her whole team you will see a chick with a bird Messing with mase you'll get what you deserve(that's rig ... ntil then i'mma still be here cooking Anything i'm pushing20 g's a cushion(uh) Why prove th ... g's a cu

49 4.Birthday Cake w my love is sweet Yes I'm cooking For my son and his wife It's his30th birthday Pour berries into my bowl Add milk of two months ago It's moldy ... of two months ago It's moldy mom isn't it? I don't give a flying fuck though Shut up and eat Too bad no bon appetite Shut up and eat You know my love ... t up and eat You know my love is sweet Shut up and eat Too bad no bon appetite Shut up and eat You know my love ... t up and eat You know my love i

50 3.Bad Boyfriend y chinese cooking class? I only took it'cause you like moo shu Fuck you! I'm sorry honey about the way i've been acting lately Fuck you! Don't ... ou! Don't be like that we'll visit your mom when i get some time off Fuck you! I had the beer at work for god's sake Fuck you! By the way would it be cool to go golfing tom ... Why won't i ever get out of this relationship? You're such a jerk The only thing you do right ... k The only thing you do right is Tell me that

51 1.Bad Boyfriend y Chinese cooking class? I only took it'cause you like moo shu FUCK YOU! I'm sorry honey about the way I've been acting lately FUCK YOU! Don't ... OU! Don't be like that we'll visit your mom when I get some time off FUCK YOU! I was at work I wasn't at a bar FUCK YOU! I had the beer at work for G-d's sake FUCK YOU! By ... Why won't I ever get out of this relationship? You're such a jerk The only thing you do right ... k The only thing you do right is Tell me that

52 2.Birthday Cake w my love is sweet! Yes I'm cooking for my son and his wife It's his30th birthday Pour berries into my bowl Add milk of two months ago'It's moldy ... of two months ago'It's moldy mom isn't it?' I don't give a flying fuck though Shut up and eat! Too bad no bon appetit! Shut up and eat! You know my love ... up and eat! You know my love is sweet! Shut up and eat! Too bad no bon appetit! Shut up and eat! You know my love ... up and eat! You know my lo

53 3.Cisco Kid ood3.Cisco Kid That's chapter1 Would you like to have chapter2 You better you son of a bitch i know the way. Here's adventure here's r ... robbin hood of the old west. Cisco the sheriff he's getting closer! This way poncho vominos. the cisco kid. Way way way we way back in the days the year1980. Had to get a job had to make some money-ney Picked up a pen and a pad Dr ... o hollywood get out my way My mom's words seems like yesterday'love jesus don't forget

54 7.I'm Captive last man cooking I was in heat suppose Crawl back to the house the wife ... wl back to the house the wife cooking pig toes Life's rough that's the tore up peace but that ain't enough Had to see master plow her and my honey pie stuffed The ... ging her back got me mad too Dish it like you like this she said Rick I tried to Aiding to the problem master wife what you wanna do? Connie was naked and parading in front of me She sa ... e to force you Man I had a decisio

55 4.Louisiana Man s4.Louisiana Man Lyrics Kershaw Music Kershaw At first ... ershaw Music Kershaw At first Mom and Papa called the little boy Ned rised him on the banks of the riverbed A houseboat tied to a big tall tree a home for my Papa and my Mama and me The clock strikes th ... strikes three Papa jumps to his feet Already Mama's cooking Papa something to eat At half past Papa he's a-ready to go He jumps in h ... 's a-ready to go He jumps in his bireau heading do

56 1.Saturday Morning Confusion m rug Woe is me there goes the TV Now it's Popeye and Bluto Batman and Bozo Don't spill the corn flakes They'll break at lunch break Home from ... m Harry the dog Harry the dog is as big as can be And Harry the dog had puppies last week We couldn't tell if it's a he Or a she now we know It's a Saturday morni ... they're screaming at me What is the deal and turn off the TV Go ask your mother and quietly Your daddy ... mother and quietly Your daddy is ill There he is(

57 2.In the Heights d I got this little punk I gotta chase away Pop the grate at the crack of dawn sing While I wipe down the awning Hey ya'll good morning PIRAGU ... ed by the fact that my syntax Is highly complicated cuz I emigrated from the single greatest little place in the Caribbean Dominican Republic I love itJesus I'm j ... bad hold up just a second Why is everything in this fridge warm and tepid? I better step it up and fight the heat Cuz I'm not making any profit if the coffee ..

58 5.Dear Mama Soul cooking and southern hospitality Disciplining me was like a fatality She said it was only to make me better Fail never! Ya ambition a make them girls wetter I mean it ... ot everbodies perfect Gotta raise u n these churches ya granny said I should Cuz God ... granny said I should Cuz God is good all the time and the time and all the time God ... the time and all the time God is good Srry u couldn't grow up wit the presence of ya dad But I wrked hard ju

59 15.Two Blue Moons have to discover if you act a bit'smothered when you're trapped with big brother9 long months kicking it inside our mother never kicked her b ... ight let me know bro The moon is out tonight(it's bright) is everything alright?(not quite) I wouldn't act like I know(no) know(no) know(no) know(no) knowJust what you're going through(no sh ... i couldn't eat lookin at the cooking with a set of wooden teeth opened up my big mouth found that I could speak so put another foot

60 1.Black Intro yJ and Chris Brown on Celebrity Deathmatch Where the latter of the two get h ... re the latter of the two get his neck slashed Or slapping a paraplegic with a pair of crutches Or wiping my ass with Rosie O'Donnell's mustache I got Martha Stewa ... mustache I got Martha Stewart cooking yola Molly in the cherry cola rub it on your areolas She let me cactus the cat backwards And vacuumed the seeds from out of ... he mice Might pull a suicide mission and dip with the doors

61 1.Bacon Strips Z-FLO-This Is My Brain on Music1.Bacon Strips I don't want no beef no not in my kitchen sorry chick-fil-a I don't want no chicken I jus ... bacon strips on frying pans crisco greasy hands disco I like to dance with bacon strips hanging from my pants bacon rims bacon chains I make it rain with bacon man bacon chips bacon ... d inside I said what the hell is yo problem dog you only gave me two strips and all she said sir that's all you get I said bet not bet

62 2.Deep Thought ng with this weapon and forty Mexicans next to you Stretching in the coupe getting drunk as shit watching juice Outside the booth feeling like ... hank the fool Cause I wrote this song when I wasn't in the right mood Now ask any[?]' ... the right mood Now ask any[?]'Is that hard to do?' And if they shall lie shells fly To tell the truth police can smell lies So Federale interrogations get no repl ... hatever we ain't regretting this life Staring down that Beretta make me

63 3.Book of Rhymes my man This is sponsored by the spirit ofJazzyJew Man First the eighties everyone's macho And Rod Strickland played with the Gauchos I got hard ... t one of them made bail Then his mom got his finger in the mail I tried to tell him but he was too fly The best way to live ... too fly The best way to live is not try to die You could hustle you can ball you can bust But when it comes to pay man you must When other hoods would reach out ... ation I'm wanted

64 3.I Love Being a Gangsta hey mouth Mom kick me to da curve for holdin' crack in the house Since it's real in the field keep the steel in the wheel Niggas killin at wil ... st meal I'ma chill yeah I promised But I ain't getting paid for being honest I'm gonna break that rap or drug money I gots to make that Opportunity knock at the d ... re yo yayo and yo cake at Charismatic flow but I get nasty where the break at Real Philly nigga put in work like I'm work AWAC Type voice that can't even be heard ...

65 1.Immigrant ing daily Mom was in the Kitchen cooking mehlee But I don't wanna talk about that anymore That was back then that was before Now I am a new man with a big plan livin ... I am an immigrant I am On an island in the Indian Ocean A better life possessed all my devotion When every night I'd hear the bullets ringing I'd close my eyes a ... migrant I am They say my food is funny my name is funny I look funny They say my clothes are funny I speak I laugh funny They say I

66 1.Hey Christina >1.Hey Christina Hey Christina I'm not bitter hey. Hope it's pouring on your wedding day and floods you marquee. Hope you lose your car at Ikea. Hope you ne ... eedback on Ebay today. Hey Christina By the way when I said your poetry was great I lied. Sorry Hope your spam filter ... . Sorry Hope your spam filter is ineffective. Hope you hate all your new relatives. Hope you're stuck with screamin' children when you're flyin'. featured video11 ... . featured video11 D

67 3.Bump Bump(Booty Shake) t you got cooking I hope you're legal and you ain't hooking(Before) I find myself in central booking Hey there shorty what's your angle ... here shorty what's your angle Is you're naughty and you wanna tangle If you're down with the party scandal Shake it up something hot to handle Come on shake it up ... f I see you looking like your Mom's feeds you Good and plenty looking thick and tight Body booming like dynamite Hey little s ... ing like dynamite Hey little sister w

68 5.Truffle Butter(Backing Track Instrumental Version) sy nigga fishbones This niggaJasper trying to get grown About5'7' of h ... ng to get grown About5'7' of his bitches in my bedroom Swallow the cinnamon I'mma scribble th ... the cinnamon I'mma scribble this sin and shit While Syd is telling me that she's been getting intimate with men(Syd shut the fuck up) Here's the number to my therap ... Here's the number to my therapist(Shit) You tell him all your problems he's fucking awesome with l ... ms he's fucking aw

69 6.It's Not Too Late What I'm missing is strong I know that I don't belong here I'm not free I'm not... Until I break those chains that are holding me back once again You ... at I could ask or think. Time is passing by real fast Many years went by... I don't know why it's so hard now To hold you in my arms. You always gave me all you c ... thanked you like I should. This song is saying what I can't: I love you Mom and Dad. You are the best for me. So much love Beyond what I coul

70 1.In the Heights d I got this little punk I gotta chase away Pop the grate at the crack Of dawn Sing While I wipe down the awning. Hey y'all Good morning. Ice ... ed by the fact That my syntax Is highly complicated cuz I Emigrated from the single Greatest little place in the Caribbean Dominican Republic I love itJesus I'm j ... bad hold up just a second Why is everything in this fridge so warm and tepid? I better step it up and fight the heat. Cuz I'm not makin any profit If the coffee

71 1.100 Bars Pt.3 it for Christ and never sympathize Flow is holy oil more greasy than flippin' burgers and dippin' fries Hear of murders I'm rippin' guys I eat so many fake rappers in my sl ... e if you was Mekhi Phifer in his freakin' prime The devil's a freakin' loser Him and all of h ... reakin' loser Him and all of his demon troopers I tell him to eat the Ruger if ever he mention mine Chr ... er if ever he mention mine Christian rappers dissin' Christian rappers d(|

72 2.American Cotton back of his stepdad's attic too young to be into that shit gotta be active gotta go outside and I'm yellin' why I'm trynna build a motherfuck ... uckin' empire So what that I miss a couple calls it's been a couple months and I said it'd be tomorrow My brother tells me that I gotta call ... er tells me that I gotta call mom And I tell'em that I will when I get a new home for her and I get dad in a brand new porche and I get me living in New York in a ... o and what I'm living

73 3.Reign reme in this bitch I reign supreme in this bitchJust me and my team in this bitch me and my team in this bitch Boy I'm a god in my city boy I'm a god in my city And I keep a mob of them with me I keep a mob of them with me I reign sup ... with me I reign supreme in this bitch I reign supreme in this bitchJust me and my team in this bitch me and my team in this bitch Boy I'm a god in my city boy I'm a god in my city And I keep a mob of them with m

74 2.Over Everything yeah my mister retarded Laughing at the principal like bitch who ... the principal like bitch who is you calling? Teacher said I potential from the shit I was drawing But I was drawing bad as fuck and I was just getting started ... nd I was just getting started Mom ain't let me get my permit now i'm fucking mad Now i'm in the school bathroom about to smoke a fucking bag yeah East side of the ... at616 im on And they double y is not just music that's my fucking bros I

75 19.No Matter What Never satisfied just like my mom With10 mill' sitting' in the treasury bond When I roll dice just respect my arm You can't put me on the level'cause I'm level be ... Mouse So sit me I'm pourin' Cris to the curb All I got to do is just give a chick a word Her whole team you will see a chick with a bird Messing with Mase you'll get what you deserve A buck50 n ... Until then I'ma still be here cooking Anything I'm pushing20 G's a cushion Why prove th ... g20 G's a cu

76 5.Gotta Know ther Life is like an elevator a lot of ups and downs People pushing your buttons and getting jerked around I used to lurk around town trying t ... whole dream was in'80's baby Missed that shot like the cop that's crooked TV goes off third eye still looking ... s off third eye still looking Mom's still cooking I can always go home Even though I'm five years past grown Here I go again I'm still chasing the wind I can't win When it ge ... icture I've been going down thi

77 7.Restaurant at and I listen. And he tells me about a31-year-old boy. A31-year-old boy because he was convicted at the age of twenty-two been waiting nine ... death row and last week was his turn so he asked for sourdough French toast and a side of magic beans. Because he'd rather face down a giant Rather take h ... ace down a giant Rather take his chances with a beanstalk than walk down that hall where every footfall echoes down into that same oblivion Where every experience ... te. He

78 6.Hello Twelve Hello Thirteen Hello Love L La la KRISTINE Seeing Daddy...naked! ALL Time to grow. Time to go... SHEILA Surpr ... ow. Time to go... SHEILA Surprise! ALL La la la SHEILA Mom and Dad were doing it. ALL Goodbye twelve goodbye thirteen. Hello love. MAGGIE Why do I pay for all those lessons? Dance for gra ... go to the movies Until you finish your homework AL Wash the car MIKE Stop pickin' your nose. MAGGIE Oh darling you're not old enough to wear a bra. You've got not ... center.) MAGGIE Please take

79 3.Half as Long Twice as Bright verything is in alignment Looping Orion we are shining Like the pages of a rap book starring to r ... es of a rap book starring to rise an icon Glare(glow) Orion ass grip on my sight on Bitch slap you with my palm thinking th ... p you with my palm thinking this Mr. Right On Mama don't be alarmed thinking your son's AkonJihad th ... inking your son's AkonJihad this the a-bomb more spirit than Saiyan I do it for my Mama when she told me bout myJ gone D ... en she told me

80 4.Motherless Child can't envision no peace His daddy smokin' the pipe His mama stuck in the streets Fatherless child He think he grown and he know it He think he grown and he show it He need a meal to fe ... ow it He need a meal to feed his motherfuckin' self homie I know fatherless child I know motherless child I know fatherless child I know motherless child Wake up ... know motherless child Wake up cooking fuckin' breakfast Iron his own clothes Cook his own fuckin' do

81 17.I Go In r it in this song And I don't even need to kid OCTMOM. Every single day Cooking like Rachel Ray I'm doin my thang Single laides Beyonce I came to win Where have you been? Bitch when I go out out out out I ... ight You can call me Oliver Twist cause I always want some more(More Pourage!) And if you ain't never gonna party get your ass up out the door(Get OUT!) All you i ... I'm a ghost buster all you do is call I'm so humurous Luciel Ball! Every single day ... Luci

82 4.Ay Yah champagne is what I order God sent them angels and they saved me Sell Sole Shots fired off safety Pockets golden they finna know me The reales ... tryna ice out myJesus Feel this shit in my soul feel it all through them speakers Hey yo my heart done turned cold I can see through you people I be turnin' down ... d'em They wanted beef? I surprise them Cause I've been cooking all this shit Now time to eat and live righteous x2 And I say hands down me and my niggas ge

83 1.Winter Paradise ays of Christmas1.Winter Paradise This is how I feel about Christmas... It's the smell of pine it's the Chr ... the smell of pine it's the Christmas lights It's the feeling of God it's that good ol' egg nog It's the blessed faces it's them happy babies It's the family praye ... ng and laughing and sharing this winter paradise Loving and laughing and sharing this winter paradise What this Christmas means to me spendi

84 9.Shit On You(In The Style of Eminem) h) It's this lyrical piranha Strapped with a grenade in the pool with your mama Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom Tw ... en I pull her to the bottom Twist nothin up like a condom Slap it if you fuckers got a problem When I see them you hoes ending up in a fuckin mausoleum Or hidden ... e hot dogs(Bizarre aren't you Islamic?) Bitch shut your fucking mouth I'ma keep eating'till Richard Simmons comes to my house with a chain saw to cut me out my fu ... omen ai

85 5.Adventures of the Free yed with his toys In the back of the bush where he once used to hide He rarely thought life would follow a plot To become what h ... follow a plot To become what his parents would never find right Dad atis age had his newspaper rage Never leaving a page out of h ... Never leaving a page out of his sight Mother was cooking always good looking Taking her boy to church every Sunday'Cause they w ... urch every Sunday'Cause they wished for their boy all the

86 6.Bet Cypher keep our distance from those those acting like hoes Zany imposed weed in my clothes cubics ... sed weed in my clothes cubics is gold Your wig'll get told put the realest niggas Niggas product of cap pillers gangbangers and dealers Streets keep watching aye ... it a ménageà two or maybe trois Baby girl need a papa I be her dada Coochie smacking give pra ... dada Coochie smacking give praise to Allah Get blazed in my car with Oxymoron Rock Rock got it Rock came from r

87 2.Two Blue Moons The moon is out tonight(it's bright) Is everything alright?(not quite) I wouldn't act like I know(no) know(no) know(no) know(no) knowJust what you're going through(no sh ... id it's that simple. have to discover if you act a bit smothered When you're trapped with big brother9 long months kicking it inside our mother Never kicked her b ... i couldn't eat Lookin at the cooking with a set of wooden teeth Opened up my big mouth found that I could speak So put another foot

88 7.Hey Mama(feat. Tony Sunshine) i hope this apology hears your stars like miaki you stood by me right from the start i love you mami from your son youll always be my shining ... ll the lies overgrow old and wise lifes to short as young as i am i cant afford to die ... as i am i cant afford to die is all nice so i praise god you still alive65 still giving your grandson piggy rides i wonder why when i was young i wanted guns and knifes puffin blunt ... the future watchin my son now is another re

89 10.My Life ife This Crazy I'm Thankful Yea Welcome Welcome Life ... kful Yea Welcome Welcome Life is what you make it You gotta put in hard work Yea cant let nobody hold you down baby Hit tha bricks chicks like damn where you been ... e me gotta sell coke n crack Riskin my freedom boxed up missin a season Its a setup hypothetically speakin Even my pops was knocked ova tickets for speeding Drinkin n drivin i aint forget h ... rget he think i forgot him My mom got grey hai

90 5.Racin' g when my mom stopped breathing Watch my cousin get locked after4 cops beat him Hit the gas I just can't stop speeding Someone tell these bops ... hese bops I do not need'em I miss my daughter man this world got me sick I'm in a cheap hotel buying more bricks3 letter boys got me sweating in my sleep Rolling up in the morning whit ... th a dancer Mind racing all this time that I'm facing Times changing friends dieing in cages I used to ride dirty but now I'm low key ...

91 3.Stand Firm hug to my mom an dad I like to help my friends when they fillin' sad Remeber all the good times we ever had Cause i am tripping hard on a posi ... need to get high Your rom are cooking my mind When i look at you i see the sun shine I'm sleeping back into cruse control You can have all of my heart and soul It ... n the things that i can I cherish the first by a favory meal And i cheish they that only you make me feel cause i'm trippin hard on a positive vibe You're all i

92 9.Louisiana Man 存9.Louisiana Man At first Mom and Papa called the little boy Ned rised him on the banks of the riverbed A houseboat tied to a big tall tree a home for my Papa and my Mama and me The clock strikes th ... strikes three Papa jumps to his feet Already Mama's cooking Papa something to eat At half past Papa he's a-ready to go He jumps in h ... 's a-ready to go He jumps in his bireau heading down the bayou He's goishing lines strung across the Lou(|

93 10.Am I A Psycho(Remix) a psycho! Is a cricket making noise outside of my window cell I can't concentrate at my' While reading a book and ... my' While reading a book and cooking some say this is add I count every single step I take I like add. I just removed the breaks of my brand new atv And switch the wheels with a bmx t ... was actually a tragedy man'. is crazy! When everybody's happy that makes me mad and I get angry Everybody said that I'm' I'm not a baby I just like to hav

94 14.Too Paid ice Truth is it don't matter about your brain matter Your brain splatter you slang cane it slang faster The same bastard that aim at ya gave y ... my home smelling like weed yo mom gon' kick you out Get a job set some goals man plan to get a house We all tryna get th ... et a house We all tryna get this cheddar but sometimes there's bigger mouse We all got dreams and sometimes we try live em out Gotta make it happen opportunities ... given out Ain't nothing but Swiss ac

95 22.Holiday Greetings1987 Hi this is'Weird Al' Yankovic and I'd just like to take th ... c and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Hello this is'Weird Al' Yankovic hoping that your new year ... vic hoping that your new year isn't a torture-filled living hell and that you finally decide to do something worthwhile with your m ... mething worthwhile with your miserable wretched lives. Thank you Hello(

96 39.Christmas Memories Of'Weird Al' Yankovic 39.Christmas Memories Of'Weird Al' Yankovic Hello th ... eird Al' Yankovic Hello this is'Weird Al' Yankovic. You know some of my favorite memories are those of Chr ... rite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember when I was a little boy just waiting for the big day. ... just waiting for the big day. Mom would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and tunish burritos for our big Christmas dinner and dad would be decorating

97 7.Dirty Home to love this shit playboy(dirty) U understand And these hoes definitely got to jock th ... hoes definitely got to jock this shit(dirty) U know My nigga won't come down bout em and its all gravy(dirty dirty) U Know(dirty) I gotta respect where you from t ... out the kitchen because my blish is cooking Me and miss daisy kissin while ain't nobody lookin Cook out at my uncles house whole neighborhood gonna be there It's the fourth ofJuly so you know

98 15.Dirty Home'(feat. Baby to love this shit playboy(dirty) U understand And these hoes definitely got to jock th ... hoes definitely got to jock this shit(dirty) U know My nigga won't come down bout em and its all gravy(dirty dirty) U Know(dirty) I gotta respect where you from t ... out the kitchen because my blish is cooking Me and miss daisy kissin while ain't nobody lookin Cook out at my uncles house whole neighborhood gonna be there It's the fourth ofJuly so you know

99 14.Come Roll With Me Mook is you ready baby Total Slaughter y'all ready King of harlem motherfuckers I don't entertain opinions There will be no more victory ... more victory saving victims Wish him well judges And all the pain andission that came to aid the missing I don't lose to these lost niggas attempting Only thing you gonna take ... ing Only thing you gonna take is attendance You just an intermission I'm on a mission It makes a difference it was written2010 t

100 1.In The Heights d I got this little punk I gotta chase away Pop the grate at the crack of dawn sing While I wipe down the awning Hey ya'll good morning PIRAGU ... ed by the fact that my syntax Is highly complicated cuz I emigrated from the single greatest little place in the Caribbean Dominican Republic I love itJesus I'm j ... bad hold up just a second Why is everything in this fridge warm and tepid? I better step it up and fight the heat Cuz I'm not making any profit if the coffee ..