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Toby Turner & Tobuscus
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Viral Song
Look at little Tim Tim
Tryin' to write a viral song.
He looks a little lost.
Guess I could help him along.
What you got, Tim Tim?
Ah! My door!
Never mind that, Tim
I've come to help, you won't regret it.
Just follow the recipe
And gather the ingredients.
Pick a topic people
Talk about on social media.
Don't violate the terms of service
Or your vid will be deleted.
Also, make a catchy .
Something that can be repeated:
Cats, cats, laughing babies
People falling, hot hot ladies
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies
Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.
Put a lot of words in one verse.
Careful to enunciate it.
Sing multiple layers
It helps if you animate it.
What do you mean? Animate it?
Um, what do you mean, 'What do I mean?'
You said animated, what do you mean by that?
(No, No, No) (I don't think I said that at all.)
Yeah, I think you definitely said that.
No, I think I'd remember if I said that, for sure, definitely.
Well what'd you say?
Well I think it was probably something along the lines of, uh...
Cats, cats, laughing babies
People falling, hot hot ladies
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies
Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.
Put a lot of words in one verse
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Careful to enunciate ((Slurred)) it.
Say something educational
So parents let their kids play it.
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?)
D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?)
Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?!)
D-D-D Did you know that? (No...)
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?)
D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?)
Ha! Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?)
D-D-D Did you know that? (I, I said no, I said no... no...)
It's ok, Tim, nobody blames you.
Most people don't know the truth about the cashew.
But now you do so next time you go to the playground
Have everybody gather around and
Tell them what your good friend Tobuscus has taught you...
TELL EM'!
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (That's right)
D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit!?
D-D-D Did you know that? Noooooo!
SING IT!
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
AGAIN!
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
LOUDER!
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
D-D-D Did you know that? NO!
Ok now, get this stuff out of my parent's house!
No, Tim, you're the one that asked for my help.
I didn't ask you for...(Shhh, you don't have to thank me.)
But I thought this was MY viral song!
You thought this was gonna be... Noooo, it's not gonna be viral
It's a terrible song, I'm telling you to do it yourself
And that's why I charged you 500 dollars.
We didn't agree on 500 dollars!
Ahh, your voice is so annoying man, its so annoying.
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