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Babysitting Is a Bum Deal
作词：Seth Macfarlane, Walter Murphy
Here is the tale of a babysitting job
The baby is something of a snob
(Oh, go screw yourselves)
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds
Aren't you a cute little boy?
(Look at that melon shaped head)
Having you here is a joy
(And in an hour you'll be dead)
Sit on my knee
(Please don't go Poo)
Nice place to be
(This one's for you)
Babysitting is a bum deal
Why don't we watch Will and Grace?
(Jesus, do I need a smoke?)
Jack puts a smile on my face
(Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke)
I like your house
(The ceiling has cracks)
I like your blouse
(Miss TJ Maxx)
Babysitting is a bum deal
So they sat as time went by
Slowly as time could go
The baby blurred, and softly cursed
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'Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes
And her hair made her look like a hoe
Time for your bottle my sweet
(This little brat smells like piss)
Always a succulent treat
(While I suck that, you suck this)
Aren't you a sight
(Look at him drool)
You're a delight
(Damn you, you fool)
Babysitting is a bum deal
The diaper change was quite a job
The grossest I've ever seen
The baby smiled and took a breath
And I grunted and pooped out a poop
That looked something like Matthew Modine
Someday you might meet a girl
(Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand)
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
(Darling, I'd rather screw sand)
Have a good night
(You little creep)
Have a good night
(Die in your sleep)
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal
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