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MC Chris
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Luigi
I'm just a plumber
bummin' the shadow with my brother
clean your house of cobwebs
and any presents I can plunder
I'm a little nervous
Afraid of dark rooms and dark moons
Suck up spirits with my vacuum
my moustache gets mad poon
I'm the guy in green I can jump higher than the others
Not a hater, I'm good natured
not easily angered like my brother
Who has strangely gone missing
for what seems like the second time
I was eating milk and cookies
Now I'm fucking filthy with slime
Professor Elvin, needs my helpin'
in the valley of Evershade
I collect in a clever way
because I'm never paid
Professor prefers the paranormal
always seeking out the truth
I quiver lots and his liverspots
tingle at his single tooth
He hooks me up with hunting gear
Repurposed household items
A vacuum and a flashlight
Doesn't change the fact I'm frightened
My brother is chasing girls
in sunny worlds he's dedicated
Never prepared for sliding stairs
always scared and pixelated
A manor and a Mansion
A Tower and a Mine
A clock with mummies underneath
for cleaner freaks to find
Ghosts that wanted eyes are no longer pacified
I have to try
It's my life
But it's kind of asinine
I'm just a plumber
bummin' the shadow with my brother
clean your house of cobwebs
and any presents I can plunder
I'm a little nervous
Afraid of dark rooms and dark moons
Suck up spirits with my vacuum
my moustache gets mad poon
Spooky as fuck mansions
Gloomy Tut tombs
Make a moustache man sadly miss mushrooms
One pursued on the cube by a room full of goons
Now I'm held in your hands like damn vacuum
Back to the lab where I get graded on ghosts
Put in a vault it's my fault I suppose
Then back to the map it's macbre and malignant.
Rob me of my dignity these imp so indignant
So many pesky poultergiests pugnacious and persistant
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Afraid of spiders, plants, and mice
Not Toad's they're my assistants
Creepy crib is lucrative
I suck up cash and hearts
Instead I'm losing, getting bruising
Wish I was in my Cart
I'm just a plumber
bummin' the shadow with my brother
clean your house of cobwebs
and any presents I can plunder
I'm a little nervous
Afraid of dark rooms and dark moons
Suck up spirits with my vacuum
my moustache gets mad poon
Didn't ask for the secret passage
I fear forbidden zones
Poulter Pup instead of 1-Up's
If I find the hidden bones
Wish I could ciao, but for now
I'm wanted in a haunted house
I'd rather be raccoon
or a cat that said Meow!
No teammate's except my boss
Who is a little off his rocker
I'm all alone in his home
except for several stalkers
They hide in suits of armor
They rest in chests of drawers
There bedding got me sweating
to my pores
An explorers expansive mansion
is where the tension builds
These exhibits make me livid
Rather hide than grab these thrills
Been in jungles
Been in deserts
Been in mammoths on the ice
Seen sights outta sight
til I use my darklight device
The crew has got the keys
The kind that like lightning strikes
Put my brother in paiting, no more feinting
time to fight
This boss battle, has me rattled
I'm determined to succeed
I'm through with this abuse now I choose to take the lead
I'm just a plumber
bummin' the shadow with my brother
clean your house of cobwebs
and any presents I can plunder
I'm a little nervous
Afraid of dark rooms and dark moons
Suck up spirits with my vacuum
my moustache gets mad poon
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