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Congo (skit)

Congo-
-KyleXY/KotA/Darth Kyle:Hello! And welcome to The Rebellion. This is, uh, KyleXY. My new name is, uh Kyle of the Apocalypse We're uh in a tent tonight. We're-

-The Rebellion:May the Force be with you.

-Basementsafe/WiR/Greedo1997:
This is uh, I was Greedo 1997, I was also Basemensafe, but uh, I decided to change- my new name is now McCormick Rd.

The Rebellion : May the Force be with you.

-Jackie the Hut/Resident Stevil...Mr. Chandler: Hi, uhm Jackie the Hut, aand Roland of Sciliad- my new Car related nickname: The EnGINA Monologues, may the Force be with you.

The Rebellion: May the Force be with you.

-Jimmy 'The Zombie' Stewart/Jimmy ...etc. Stewart: Hey, Jimmy Stewart here. May the Force be with you.

The Rebellion: May the Force be with you.

Kyle: No, you hafta tellus your new nickname, May the Force be with you.

JS: Oh, uhhhh, Jimmy Stewart, uh, The Car.

*beat*

The Rebellion: May the Force be with you. (half-heartedly, begrudgingly, even)

-Hey! Umm this is IG-89, Then I was, uh, The First Mimzy, then I was, Sawyer's Gunstache, and since Lost[thegame]is over, uh - I changed my name to The Walking Fred, I'm the Walk- I'm..no?

The Rebellion: May the Force be with you. (hesitantly, then over, reassuringly)

Kyle: It's good. It's good. It's good.

TWF: Damnit! No! It's not, it sucks! Sucks!

Kyle and I think JS and TEM possibly DoD: It's good ( several more times

Kyle: it's good, 'Walking Dead''s a good show its good!

TWD: it's too easy, it's too OBvious!

Darth *Ksh~Hcoh*Gracie/ Darth of the Dead/DoD: Hey what's up guys? Good to see you all, it's been a while. I used to be Darth Dudeicle, I used to be Doodoocull Gracie. Uh, I know I haven't seen am everyone for a while, I had an unfortunate stretch where I became a Juggalo, now I'm back. Dooticle of Doom, like the Legion of Doom, from the WWF, also known as The Road Warriors. Road Warrior, May the Force be with you.

The Rebellion: May the Force be with you.

Mr. Killian: So, wait, it's Road Warrior? Or Duducle of Doom?

DoD: Doodickle of Doom.

The EnGINA Monologues: Ok, May the Force be with you.

The Rebellion: May the Force be with you.

DoD: May the Force be with you too. May the Force be with you too.

mc peepants: Well we're all really excited about Race Wars, (The Rebellion start laughing at the ridiculous understatedness of their excitement for Race Wars...obviously:) we're first In line May the Force be with you.

Kyle: We just wanna, go around the tent and explain uh what your were excited about uh Race Wars. May the Force be with you.

McCormick Rode: Uh I'm excited, cause I heard there's gonna be like this really cool like uh, Sting at the end, tha-alluding to maybe, the later movies-

-1st Mimzy: Hey don't- No Spoilers, Man! What are you talkin' about? No Spoilers, dude!

-The rebellion chimes in aggressively.

When in Romero: I don't even know what's going on!

Kyle: none of us do! And we wanna keep it that way!

IG-89: I don't wanna know anything, that happens!

Basementsafe: But saying there's a sting is not a spoiler!

Sawyer's Gunstache: Yes, it IS!

mc chris: we don't know if it's gonna be a strong end or a weak one, we don't know these things.

-(Pauly Shore?) DoD/Darth of the Dead: now people who weren't necessarily dedicated enough to sit through the credits, might do it, cause of you!

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-The Walking Fred: Yeah now we gotta share that with somebody, now, everybody knows.

-Kyle: yeah, you can forget about it bein' insider information, man.

McCormick Rd.: But, I thought you said, 'what are you excited about', and, I said ,'the Sting, that might be at the en-

Tony K: Stop Talkin' about it!

DoD: I don't want to talk about this any more.

Basement Safe: Wha-Whyareyou- I'm just saying, it's g-wha why, you weren't excited about the sting? At the end?

Virgil the Poet: I wait through EVERY movie til the end to see if there's a sting but I don't want to know if there is one.

McCormick Road: But there's not a sting at ending-at the end of every movie. There's not gonna be a sting at-

TWF: any good one there is. And that's how you know, when you leave the theater if you saw a good movie or a bad movie!

Rocko: There's no sting at the end of ' Bowling For-

Darth of the Dead: Keep talkin! Keep Talkin!

Kyle of the Apocolypse: just Chill out, May the FORCE be with you.

Arguers: May the Force be with you.

TEM: Hi, this is the Engina Monologues, May the Force be with you.

The Rebellion: May the Force be with you.

TEM: I'm really excited because, I heard there's um actually a number of graphic rape scenes in the movie,

Kyle: where did you here thisMay the Force be with you?

Others: yeah?

Jackie the Hut: I heard it in

The Walking Fred: yeah again, I didn't want to hear another spoiler!

Kyle: I didn't know that's where you got your information...

NO SPOILERS!

I'm sorry! Im sorry! I just- every time I hear about a graphic rape.. It helps me think about, my ex-wife being-

* sounds of general dissent and weariness of the topic*

Oh goddammit

You don't have to tell me what it's like

Etc. May the Force be with you.

Resident Stevil ( continuing, as if uninterrupted): being ravaged by BaBoons, I have this fantasy where she's on safari, in the Congo, [right]and these like, missing link baboon creatures just, set upon her-

Rocko: Like in the movie 'Congo'? ;)

Mr. Chandler: What?!

IG-89: does that happen in the movie 'Congo'?!

Kyle: did you spoil 'Congo'?...Don't Spoil 'Congo' for everybody!

DoD: I got it in my Netflix Queue..

When in Romero: keh* You haven't seen Congo, yet?

Ok, from here it gets murky and overlapping, but-

Kyle: no I haven- hey! I thought, oh they're starting to move some people, they're movin' some people, I can't get the zipper open! I can't get the zipper open! I can't open the zipperrhh! Ow, ow ow! oW OOw ...right on my neck! Stepping right on my neck!

Pretty much everyone else says: the line is moving! The line is moving! Open the Tent! Open the zipper!

mc chris's Biological father: the line is trampling us.