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Tom Green
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MC Face Goin Solo
Aight yo.
Fuck this shit yo.
I don't need no fucking music.
No Fuckin Tom Green fuckin drum beats and shit like that yo
Its like Tom Green thinks he's all like fuckin that
With his fuckin dinky rink little fuckin beats an shit.
Yo I don't need no mother fuckin music.
I just fuckin go off on the fuckin acapella tip you know what im sayin.
Check This Out!
I rock microphones without a doubt.
I don't need no Tom Green wimpy beat.
I rock the microphone and make you all freak.
Freak frack frack frick frick fruck fuck.
I got the girls on my jock cause im Face.
I in da place and I am no Disgrace.
No Disgrace! No fucking disgrace.
I be making so much fucking sound with my mouth.
you fuckin running from the place.
That's right don't need no fuckin wimpy beats
Boom boom ba ka ka boom boom bu ka.
Don't need none of that shit because im so fuckin hardcore
Fucking shit commin out my mouth so fuckin hard.
I be soundin fucking super
When Tom Green is in the fuckin place Im fuckin not duper
Im just El Debarge
I get fuckin large
My fuckin eyes bulge out of my fuckin face.
It's the fuckin face in the place.
It's the fuckin face in the place.
Tom Green tried to make a fuckin beat for me but the beat's wack
Glen Humplink is the fucking mac
Derek Harvey is the pedophile snack
Edgar J Roo is the fuckin girly pack pack pack puck pluh plah plah pbah
Cigarettes I like smoking cigarettes I don't care about getting cancer
I am the superist dancer
Listen to me dance.
Dancin I am the machine
I had a wet dream thinking of my spleen
I don't know what that mean
I walked down the street in a pair of blue jeans
Ggh Dream gleam bleam bleam
Chew che ch ch Chewing Gum
Tom I don't need your fuckin beats man.
Chewing gum is tasty
Its really fucking tasty
I like the strawberry
And the raspberry I don't
I like the cherry
I like all the different kinds of berry
Gum is the tastiest kind of candy
When I was young it was really dandy.
It would come in handy if I had to
Patch up a hole in a canoe
I'd just get a bunch of fuckin gum and this is what I'd do
I'd fill it in the hole!
And mother fuckers would say you sinkin
Nah not with my type of thinking
Got a pack of watermelon bubblicious and its stinkin
And I put it in the fuckin crack
What you think of that
Im not going down
gonna fish till the sun go down
Then I'll just stroll back home fuckin eating bubblicious
Iike its fuckin so delicious
So nutrioutuous
So freak-a-fuckinlicious
So freak-a-fuckin dippy dishes.
Doing fucking laundry,
never fucking dishes
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Fuckin turkey fuckin bone breakin
Getting fuckin wishes
Stuff, I don't need no fuckin beat
don't need no fuckin music
I'll I need is a fucking microphone so watch me do this.
Yo Im wearin a fuckin gray sweatshirt
That I bought at the gap for 58 fuckin dollars
That's right, and its so fuckin cool to wear it.
Its all warm and stuff and when I put it on and zip it up.
Its all warm look look im gonna zip it up.
D Yo DJ! That's right
DJ Gap
That right what ya think of fuckin that.
Tom Green ya beats are so wack.
I got a zipper that makes you sound like a fuckin Jack
Off, Jack Off
You sound like a Jack Off
But I sound like Barry fuckin White compared to you.
Glen Humplink you can screw yourself.
Derek Harvey I saw you in the fucking underwear catalogue
To see those fucking eatons and shit fuckin USA
Fuckin Bloomingdale shit.
Don't hear of Never Corn
Corn on the cob, So delicious.
Saw a girl on the internet, piece of corn it was gross.
She wasn't eating it. People were saying oh my god
I can't believe that, Holy Shit, Don't download that.
People ran over to my brother and they said
What the fuck are you doing with that picture.
And I said and then my mom came into the room and she said.
Holy shit that's my fucking nephew and shit
We'd never seen him do that before and
Remember the time we went to the fucking barbeque last summer,
And we were having corn and shit and it was disgusting and
We thought it tasted funny at the time and
All these people came over and they started crying and
The dogs the dog came in and he smelled the carpets
And everybody said 'Why is the dog smelling the carpet?'
And then we realized there was a big fuckin piece of chicken.
Jsssg GGG Ggguh
Birds third, birds came over and sold me a monopoly board
With all like different street names but it was like
Bought in fucking Nicaragua so it was all Spanish streets that we never heard of and shit
And we didn't realize that the parker brothers had such a fuckin worldwide reach and shit
And everybody said 'Holy Shit!, Holy Shit!'
You got fuckin Santa Maria avenue that will be a nickel.
And I couldn't fucking believe it,
And everybody came over and started fondling their genitals.
And I said 'Don't touch that, Its rude, its Christmas.
Don't touch that part of your body.
No. you disgusting disgusting man.
Don't touch yourself there
Maybe your you're just stupid or something
Maybe you're just stupid. Aaaahhh.
Aaaaaah my CD sucks, Ahhh my fucking CD Sucks
I'm just realizing it now.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking embarrassed.
People are gonna listen to this shit and they are going to say.
Who the fuck wasted their fucking money putting out this piece of fucking garbage.
Holy Shit Holy Shit
5 years from now someone's gonna play this shit to me
And they are gonna fuckin laugh and me and they are gonna say
Holy fuck, you stupid fucking loser.
You stupid stupid fucking loser what were you thinking.
(Coughing)
Oh my god Im dying, Ive kille myself, Ive fucking killed myself.
I'm, getting outta here. I'm leaving the studio.
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