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thecomputernerd01
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Boyfriend Parody
If I was your boyfriend, I'd buy you a horse.
Make you some dinner and drive you in my Porshe.
Gurl, I got chocolates and a big vase of flowers!
I'm like Yoda - I got superpowers!
Shoes, shoes, shoes, on you!
I'm saving all these shoes for a girl like you!
I can wash your cat, and even do your nails,
I would play with your hair and make a ponytail!
I want your dad to be friends with me.: c
Hey gurl, watch me work out!
Yeah!
If I was your boyfriend,
I'd wear the best colone!
I would shower daily,
and carve you out of stone!
I would be like Harry, and grow out all my hair!
If I was your boyfriend,
I'd wear the best colone!
I'd buy your dog a bone!
Tell me 'bout your mom, yeah, tell me 'bout your dad!
I like to meet parents, they make me really glad!
I always fight hobos; but girl not you!
But your butt looks really good in those jeans, true.
Babies, babies, gurl I love babies!
I'd massage your toes and check for rabies.
I don't wanna smooch and I don't wanna dance!
I just wanna show you my collection of plants. ^.^
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I want your dad to be friends with me.: c
Hey gurl, watch me work out!
Yeah!
If I was your boyfriend,
I'd wear the best colone!
I would shower daily,
and carve you out of stone!
I would be like Harry, and grow out all my hair!
If I was your boyfriend,
I'd wear the best colone!
I'd buy your dog a bone!
So give me a Lance, 'cause I really miss Nsync.: c
They were really nice but then the Joe Bros came. -.-
I love the Jonas Brothers, but gurl I love you more!
And I wish I could sing.
If Lance could sing it, Harry could too! If I was your boyfriend,
I'd wear the best colone!
I would shower daily,
and carve you out of stone!
I would be like Harry, and grow out all my hair!
If I was your boyfriend,
I'd wear the best colone!
I'd buy your dog a bone!
And I'll buy you One Direction tickets! Okay? c:
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