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Vanity 6
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If A Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)
Brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party?
Call up Jimmy, he's got a car
And what if a girl answers?
Hang up
Hang up nothin', Jimmy says I was his girl
Honey, don't you know everyone's Jimmy's girl?
Brenda, I know better than anybody
Well, if a girl answers
Don't hang up, just talk about her
Yes, hello, this is Vanity
Is Jimmy home?
Yes, but he's taking a shower
Oh, I see
Did he just take out the trash?
No, that's somethin' he use to do
Now he's taking out me
Oh, I see, well, tell 'em
He left his pants over here last night
That's okay, you keep 'em
He won't be needin' 'em 2 night
Oh, what's the matter
Is he going swimming?
Why no, we was gonna go
But he said he did that last night
Well sugar, I know about a great party
Why don't you bring us your car?
So sorry baby, but I never go to singles' bars
Singles? Is that what you think?
Tramp, I'm datin' your dad
Oh, he died about 7 years back
Now ain't that just too bad?
Well, that's how we like 'em
Tall, stiff and ready
That's positively more than I can say
For dead Jimmy
That's because he was swallowin' vitamin E
Now he's swallowin' me
Oh, you mean you were swallowin' him
Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?
I'm gonna need it 'cause if I ever see your face
I'm gonna fall and have a heart attack
All that's gonna fall is the wig off your head
Now what you think about that?
I think I'd rather wear a wig
Than run a motel for roaches, ants and lice
Dogs and cats in my hat
Hey, that's goin' too far
Here, give me the phone
Hey tramp, take a bath in puke
What's more, you can kiss
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Where the sun don't shine
If that don't work, we can duke
You see, the only kinda man
That would play with you
Is one that plays with himself
None of my friends
Could stand the sight of you
Much less the smell
And if I weren't a lady
I'd take my money
And buy you a brand new face
Then I'd take my underwear
And stick it in your mouth
And you'd love it
'Cause you got no taste
And if that don't work
Call back your dead daddy
And show him what you look like now
Honey, I'd bet he never come back
'Cause you one ugly cow
(Ooh wee)
Girl, you tell your boyfriend, Jimmy
He can go and get hit by a car
'Cause as far as I see it
He can't afford to bite the beat of this star
There's two things we can't stand
One's a jive talk man
The other's a jive talk man with no money
Can you dig it?
Click
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