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Frank Zappa

Introduction

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and
water...they were passed to get votes. Seasonal anti-smut campaigns
are not conducted to rid our communities of moral rot...they are
conducted to give an aura of saintliness to the office-seekers who
demand them. If a few key phrases are thrown into any speech (as the
expert advisors explain to these various heads of state) votes will
roll in, bucks will roll in, and, most importantly, power will be
maintained by the groovy guy (or gal) who gets the most media
coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various
businesses will do okay too.

All governments perpetuate themselves through the daily commission
of acts which a rational person might find to be stupid or dangerous
(or both). Naturally, our government is no exception...for instance,
if the President (any one of them) went on TV and sat there with the
flag in the background (or maybe a rustic scene on a little
backdrop, plus the flag) and stared sincerely into the camera and
told everybody that all energy problems and all inflationary
problems had been traced to and could be solved by the abolition of
MUSIC, chances are that most people would believe him and think that
the illegalization of this obnoxious form of noise pollution would
be a small price to pay for the chance to buy gas like the good ol'
days. No way? Never happen? Records are made out of oil. All those
big rock shows go from town to town in fuel gobbling 45 foot
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trucks...and when they get there, they use up enormous amounts of
electrical energy with their lights, their amplifiers, their PA
systems...their smoke machines. And all those synthesizers...look at
all the plastic they got in 'em...and the guitar picks...you name
it...

JOE'S GARAGE is a stupid story about how the government is going to
try to do away with music (a prime cause of unwanted mass behavior).
It's sort of like a really cheap kind of high school play...the way
it might have been done 20 years ago, with all the sets made out of
cardboard boxes and poster paint. It's also like those lectures that
local narks used to give (where they show you a display of all the
different ways you can get wasted, with the pills leading to the
weed leading to the needle, etc., etc.).

If the plot of the story seems just a little bit preposterous, and
if the idea of The Central Scrutinizer enforcing laws that haven't
been passed yet makes you giggle, just be glad you don't live in one
of the cheerful little countries where, at this very moment, music
is either severely restricted... or, as it is in Iran, totally
illegal.





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专辑歌曲
1.Orange County Lumber Truck, Part 1(提供)
2.Orange County Lumber Truck, Part 2(提供)
3.Didja Get Any Onya
4.Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue(提供)
5.Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula(提供)
6.Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
7.Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme(提供)
8.Louie Louie (At The Royal Albert Hall In London) [Live]
9.God Bless America [Live At The Whisky A Go Go]
10.Ian Underwood Whips It Out [Live On Stage In Copenhagen]
11.Mr Green Genes
12.If We'd All Been Living In California
13.Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, Pt 1
14.Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, Pt 2
15.King Kong Itself [Played By The Mothers](提供)
16.King Kong II [Interpreted By Tom Dewild](提供)
17.King Kong III [Motorhead Explains It](提供)
18.King Kong IV [Gardner Varieties](提供)
19.King Kong V(提供)
20.King Kong VI [Live At Miami Pop Festival](提供)
21.Illinois Enema Bandit
22.Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page, No 1(提供)
23.Black Page, No 2(提供)
24.Purple Lagoon/Approximate(提供)
25.St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
26.How's Your Bird?
27.T**ties & Beer
28.Cradle Rock
29.Dear Jeepers
30.Every Time I See You
31.Jessie Lee
32.Letter From Jeepers
33.Memories Of El Monte
34.Mr Clean
35.The World's Greatest Sinner
36.Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
37.Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
38.Scene Four: Crew Slut
39.Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
40.Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
41.Scene Six: Toad-O Line
42.Scene Three: Catholic Girls
43.Scene Two: Joe's Garage
44.Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
45.Introduction (修改)
46.The Wet T-Shirt Contest
47.Toad-O Line
48.Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
49.A Few Moments With Brother A. West
50.Alley Cat
51.Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
52.Babbette
53.Bobby Brown Goes Down
54.Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
55.Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
56.Carolina
57.Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
58.Carol, You Fool
59.Chana In De Bushwop
60.City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
61.Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
62.Cops & Buns
63.Diseases Of The Band
64.Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
65.Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
66.Hot Rats
67.How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
68.I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
69.I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
70.I'm A Band Leader
71.I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
72.Keep It Greasey
73.Kenny's Booger Story
74.Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
75.Lost In A Whirlpool
76.Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
77.Make A Jazz Noise Here
78.Montana (Whipping Floss)
79.Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
80.Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
81.My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
82.Nando
83.Nig Biz
84.No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
85.Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
86.Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
87.Ride My Face To Chicago
88.Ronnie's Booger Story
89.Ronnie Sings?
90.Room Service
91.Ruthie-Ruthie
92.Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
93.Sweet Leilani
94.The Blackouts(提供)
95.The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
96.The Florida Airport Tape
97.The Groupie Routine


Frank Zappa
所有专辑
> The Crux Of The Biscuit
> Frank Zappa for President
> Dance Me This
> Roxy By Proxy
> Joe’s Camouflage
> Road Tapes Venue 2
> I’m the Slime
> A Token Of His Extreme
> Ahead Of Their Time
> You Are What You Is
> Them Or Us
> Zappa In New York
> Waka Jawaka
> Studio Tan
> One Size Fits All
> Weasels Ripped My Flesh
> Uncle Meat
> Hot Rats
> Cruising With Ruben & The Jets
> Burnt Weeny Sandwich
> Mothermania
> Finer Moments
> Does Humor Belong in Music?
> Apostrophe (')
> Joe's Menage
> Fz Meets The Mothers Of Prevention
> Orchestral Favorites
> Zappa:The Yellow Shark
> Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch
> Baby Snakes
> Absolutely Free
> Civilization Phaze Iii
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 5
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 4
> Broadway The Hardway
> Thing-Fish
> The Perfect Stranger
> Man From Utopia
> London Symphony Orchestra Vol.1
> Tinsel Town Rebellion
> Shut Up N' Play Yer Guitar
> Sleep Dirt
> Sheik Yerbouti
> Joe's Garage
> Zoot Allures
> Bongo Fury
> Roxy&Elsewhere
> Apostrophe
> The Grand Wazoo
> Over-Nite Sensation
> Just Another Band From La.
> Fillmore East:June 1971
> 200 Motels
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 6
> Chunga's Revenge
> We're Only In It For The Money
> Lumpy Gravy
> Cruising With Ruben And The Jets
> Freak Out
> Freak Out!
> Zappa In New York (Live)
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 6 (Live)
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 5 (Live)
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 4 (Live)
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 3 (Live)
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 2: The Helsinki Concert (Live)
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 2
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 2 - The Helsinki Concert
> You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 1 (Live)
> WAZOO (Live)
> The Dub Room Special! (Live)
> The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life (Live)
> Strictly Commercial: The Best of Frank Zappa
> Road Tapes, Venue #3 (Live Tyrone Guthrie Theater, Minneapolis, MN 5 July 1970)
> Puttin' on the Ritz (Live)
> Philly '76 (Live)
> One Shot Deal (Live)
> Mystery Disc
> Make a Jazz Noise Here (Live)
> Make A Jazz Noise Here
> Live At the Palladium, NY Halloween 1977 (Remastered)
> Legendary FM Broadcasts - University of British Columbia, Canada 1st October 1975
> Just Another Band From L.A. (Live At Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, Los Angeles / 1971)
> Have I Offended Someone?
> Hammersmith Odeon (Live)
> Halloween 77 (Live at Palladium, New York City, NY, 10/28/1977 - Show 1)
> FZ:OZ (Live At Hordern Pavilion, Sydney/1976)
> Everything Is Healing Nicely
> Chicago '78
> Cheap Thrills
> Buffalo (Live)
> Broadway the Hard Way (Live)
> Beat the Boots: The Ark
> Beat the Boots: Tengo Na' Minchia Tanta (Live)
> Beat the Boots: Freaks & Motherfu*#@%! (Live)
> Beat the Boots: Electric Aunt Jemima (Live)
> Beat the Boots: Disconnected Synapses (Live)
> Beat the Boots: Conceptual Continuity (Live)
> Beat the Boots: As An Am (Live)
> Beat the Boots: Anyway the Wind Blows
> Beat the Boots III: Disc Two (Live)
> Beat the Boots III: Disc Six (Live)
> Beat the Boots III: Disc One (Live)
> A Token of His Extreme (Live)
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