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S and M Airlines

作词:Michael Burkett

I went to the airport but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
A lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
But I had no idea what was in store for me

I'll never fly S and M airlines again

She welcomed me aboard, she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down, she made me kiss her feet
Whipped me and slapped me and she gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never fly S and M airlines again

The stewardess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
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The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
I looked up and there were two gartered thighs

I'll never fly S and M airlines again

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
Asked her to release me then she bit my lip
She said, 'The ticket that you bought, it was round trip'

I'll never fly S and M airlines again
S and M airlines I'll never fly S and M airlines again
S and M airlines I'll never fly S and M airlines again
S and M airlines


1.I've Become A Cliche
2.The Quitter (Demo)
3.Kill Rocks Stars
4.Jeff Wears Birkenstocks
5.Perfect Government
6.Punk Guy
7.Cheese, Where's My Slice
8.Jandiced Eye
9.Seeing Double At the Triple
10.Punk Song
11.We Ain't Shit
12.Life Of Riley
13.S and M Airlines (修改)
14.You Can Go Your Own Way
16.Philthy Phil Philantropist
17.Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
18.What's the Matter With Kids Today
19.A Perfect Goverment
20.Champs Elysées
21.Mister Jones
22.Hit It Hold It Back
23.Food, Sex And Ewe
24.Where's My Slice
26.I'm Tellin Tim
27.My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
28.Stupid Canadiens
29.Punk Rock Elite
30.That Bummer
31.I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
33.Wolves in Wolves' Clothing
34.Lazy Train
35.Olive Me
36.Open Your Eyes
37.See Her Pee
38.Timmy The Turtle
40.We Don't Play Ska Anymore
41.We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
42.The Plan
43.Thalidomide Child
46.Pump Up The Valuum
47.Germ Free Adolescent
48.Bath of Least Resistance
49.Beer Song
50.Champs Elysées ( english )
51.Monosylabic Girl
52.My Penis
53.San Francisco Fat
54.The KKK Took My Baby Away (Ramones cover)
55.Liza And Louzie
56.We Threw Gasoline...
57.Beer Bong Song
58.Corazon De Oro
59.Moron Brothers
60.We Threw Gasoline On The Fire...
61.Murder the Government (LP Version)
63.What's The Matter With Kids
64.What Now My Love
65.Golden Boys
66.The Seperation of Church and Skate
67.We March To The Beat Of Indifferent Drum
68.Pump Up The Valium
69.What's The Matter With Parents
70.Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte
71.Glass War
72.Jaw Knee Music
73.I'm Going To Hell For This One
74.Six Years on Dope
75.Have You Ever Seen the Rain
76.Creeping Out Tegan
77.No More Lies
78.Fun Things to Fuck
79.I Wanna Be an Alcoholic / Punk Guy
80.Canada Has Better Heroin
81.Outro (Eric Melvin Accordion Solo)(提供)
82.Screaming for Change
83.Lori Myers
84.Teenage Existentialist
85.You're Wrong
86.The Punk Song / Johnny B. Goode
87.Malachi Crunch
88.Shortest Pier
89.Talking 'Bout Yo Mama(提供)
90.The Separation of Church & Skate
91.Intro (live)
92.Nowhere (live)
93.Six Pack Girls (live)
94.Moron Brothers (live)
95.You Drink, You Drive, You Spill (live)
96.East Bay (live)
97.Hidden Track