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Ludacris

Viagra Skit

[Ludacris]
Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..

[911 Ladie]
9-1-1 WHat's your emergency?

[Ludacris]
Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem

[911 Ladie]
Calm down sir, it can't be that hard OK ?

[Ludacris]
No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!

[911 Ladie]
Escuse me ?

[Ludacris]
I took one of them Viagras for the first time

[911 Ladie]
Word?

[Ludacris]
And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one

[911 Ladie]
OK..

[Ludacris]
And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over

[911 Ladie]
Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months..

[Ludacris]
Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help

[911 Ladie]
Hey girl, Lisa!

[Lisa]
Hmhm ?

[911 Ladie]
Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address

[Lisa]
I got you

[Ludacris]
Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!

[Lisa]
Hm..Calm down sir, help is on the way





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专辑歌曲
1.DTP For Life
2.Ludacrismas
3.Ho (Skit)
4.Southern Hospitality (Featuring Pharrell)
5.HOe Skit
6.We Got-Feat Chingy/I-20/Tity Boi
7.Stand Up - Featuring Shawnna
8.What's Your Fantasy (feat. Shawna)
9.I Need A Boss
10.How Low (Remix) [feat. Ciara & Chris Brown]
11.Plenty Money Freestyle
12.I Wanna Rock Freestyle
13.Furiously Dangerous
14.Big Ass House
15.Mindfreak [feat. Chris Angel]
16.He Said, She Said [feat. Shawnna]
17.That's My Shit
18.Howhere (Skit)
19.Come On Over (Skit)
20.Greatest Hits (Skit)
21.Tickets Sold Out (skit)
22.Stop Lying (Skit)
23.Stay Together
24.Down In Tha Dirty
25.Put Your Money (Feat.DMX)
26.Child Of The Night feat.Nate Dogg
27.Ludacris - Number One Spot
28.Hopeless Ft Trick Daddy
29.Ludacris - Hopeless(Ft. Trick Daddy)
30.Ludacris - Intro
31.Ludacris - Pass Out
32.Ludacris - Virgo(Ft. NaS & Doug E. Fresh)
33.Spur Of The Moment (Featuring DJ Quik)
34.Ludacris - Pimpin' All Over The World(Ft.
35.Ludacris - The Potion
36.Ludacris - Get Back
37.Who Not Me (Featuring Small World & Dolla Boy)
38.Ludacris - Two Miles An Hour
39.Ludacris - Large Amounts
40.Pimping All Over The World
41.Sex Faces
42.Down In The Dirty
43.I'm On Fire
44.What's Your Fantasy (Remix)
45.Let's Stay Together
46.Do The Right Thing
47.Everybody Hates Cris
48.I Do It For Hip-Hop
49.Last Of A Dying Breed
50.Nasty Girl
51.Southern Gangsters
52.Do The Right Thang
53.Southern Gangsta
54.Contagious
55.Press The Start Button
56.Splash Waterfalls
57.Block Lockdown
58.Rock And A Hard Place
59.U Got a Problem?
60.Yeah!!!
61.Call Up The Homies
62.Wish You Would
63.One More Drink
64.Undisputed
65.Eat You Alive
66.What Them Girls Like
67.Hoes In My Room Featuring Snoop Dogg
68.Everybody Drunk As Fuck
69.How Low Can You Go
70.Grew Up A Screw Up
71.Gold Digger
72.End Of The Night
73.Ultimate Satisfaction
74.Tell It Like It Is
75.Area Codes (Dirty)
76.Woozy
77.Intro (from 1.21 Gigawatts: Back To the First Tim, 2011)
78.History Lesson (Interlude)
79.I'm On Fire (feat. Big K.R.I.T.)
80.How Low - Album Version (Edited)
81.Blow (feat. Juicy J & Future)
82.Tomorrow Night
83.Representing
84.Call Ya Bluff
85.Shera Di Kaum
86.Beast Mode
87.Charge It To The Rap Game
88.Ludaversal Intro
89.Grass Is Always Greener
90.Lyrical Healing
91.Viagra Skit (修改)
92.Get Lit
93.This Has Been My World
94.If I Ain't Fucked Up
95.Helluva Night
96.How Low (clipping. remix)
97.Rich and Flexin
98.Rest Of My Live
99.Area Codes (feat. Nate Dogg)