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Slim Santa

May I have your attention please
will the real slim santa please stand up i repeat will the real slim santa please stand up were gonna have a problem here.
you all act like you've never seen santa before toys all over your floor who the hell you think brought them it wasnt drunk dad or your mother that whore it was me now im skinny and i'll tell you the score it's the return of christmas but not the jolly fat elf my ass got so big i couldnt wipe it myself my dr. said santa you've never looked worse lose 200 pounds or your hearts gonna burst but everyone loves me big and fat ho ho ho big as santa look at him walkin around his belly like jelly have some more egg nog they didnt give a shit if my arteerees clogged but i said fuck them and i joined a gym started eating low fat cookies drinkin milk that was skim i lost so much weight that i could see my candy cane and mrs.clause was happy i could fuck her again your name is on my list ur name is on my list and if ur nice not naughty i might give u a little gift well heres a message for u if ur a big fat slob if ur guts in the way a girl wont bob on ur nob u cant exspect a hoe to gobble ur goo if your just sittin around eattin twinkies watching scoobydoo if u aint nothin but chubby no girl wants a fat hubby you'll end up workn construction ur love life in ruins and distruction and by the time ur 30 you'll be askin santa for liepo suction but if ur thin you'll get siduction underneath the missletoe sing the chorus and di'go.
im slim santa yes im the real kringle all you fly girls like my balls cuz they jingle so wont the real slim santa please stand up please stand up please stand up cuz im the slim santa yes im the saint nick so all u other slim santas can suck my fat dick!!





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1.I Get Money Freestyle
2.Doe Ray Me'(feat. D12 & Obie Trice
3.Hail Mary 2003 (Ja Rule Diss)'(feat. 50 Cent, Busta Rhymes
4.Crackers 'n Cheese
5.Friends
6.Rap Poets
7.8 Mile Freestyle Battles
8.Freestyle dis on Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Backstreet Boys and NYSNC*
9.Say My Name
10.real 911
11.Slim Santa (修改)
12.Razorblades
13.The Original
14.Im Ready Baby
15.One Last Time
16.Encore
17.outkast
18.Slim Shady(提供)
19.Underground
20.Ballad
21.Curtains Up (Encore Version)
22.What The Beat
23.Renegade (Original Underground Version)
24.Conscience
25.Nigga
26.Big Weenie (Produced By Dr. Dre)
27.Hallies Song
28.Kids
29.Public Enemy #1
30.We Ain't
31.Jimmy Crack Corn [Edited]
32.Fight Music
33.Fuck You (Lab Rat Remix)
34.Paul Rosenburg (Skit)
35.Fuck You (Freestyle)
36.Ain't Nuttin' But Music
37.When I'm Gone (Edited Version)
38.When I'm Gone (Explicit Version)
39.Public Enemy #1 [Edited]
40.If I Get Locked Up
41.One Shot 2 Shot (Feat. D-12)
42.My Name Is (Clean Version)
43.The Re-Up
44.We're Back [Edited]
45.Soap (Skit)
46.Lounge (Skit)
47.Tonya
48.911
49.One Shot 2 Shot (Featuring D12)
50.***** Please II
51.Jimmy Crack Corn
52.Love The Way You Lie (Remix) [feat. Rihanna, Yomo]
53.Still Don't Give A F***
54.Drama Setter
55.Just Don't Give A F*** - A Cappella
56.Come on Everybody
57.That's My Nigga Fo Real
58.No Apologies [Edited]
59.I'm Gone
60.Bonnie & Clyde
61.Kids (Unreleased/Uneditted)
62.The Re-Up [Edited]
63.Still Don't Give
64.Stan (ft. Dido)
65.My Ballz
66.Rock City
67.She's The One
68.3 A.M.
69.We All Die Someday
70.Here We Go
71.Tim Westwood Freestyle
72.Like The Way You Lie(提供)
73.Fucking Crazy
74.Shady Narcotics [Edited]
75.Em Calls Paul
76.Shady Narcotics
77.Cheddar Bob Freestyle
78.Final Thought
79.Green And Gold
80.Careful What You Wish For
81.Collapse
82.Nail In The Coffin ( Benzino Diss)
83.Eminem - Nail In The Coffin (Benzino Diss)
84.Love The Way You Lie
85.If I Had... (Radio Edit)
86.Just The Two Of Us
87.Low Down, Dirty
88.No Love
89.Ken Kaniff (Skit)
90.Talkin' 2 Myself
91.Ridaz
92.Session One
93.Won't Back Down